Originally Posted by psili

In all reality, if I had the cash to afford the car(s) and the hot chick(s) I'd end up with a wrecked car and a chick I couldn't stand.
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Wrecked car from beating off / getting a blowjob while driving too fast.

Chick I couldn't stand, because for every hot chick there's at least one other dude who can't put up with her shit, and I'd be yet another one.