lol, still no one here.. boring..
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The Sick Husband
There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick, so the wife took him to the hospital and the doctor checked him out. Then the doctor asked the wife to come into his office so they could talk about what was wrong with her husband.
He explained that, if she wanted her husband to live, she would have to pamper him, wait on him hand and foot, and not challenge him or argue with him -- her husband needed absolute rest and no stress whatsoever. However, if her husband did any work or moved around much or got upset about anything, he would die. The doctor asked if she understood these conditions, and the wife assured him that she did.
When the wife came out, the husband asked her, ?so what is the matter with me? Am I going to die?? And the wife said, ?Yes, honey, I'm afraid you're going to die.?Comment
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3 blondes jump off a building ...
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wingsComment
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''Comment
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.Comment
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You got a ways to go. Dre made a big jump today
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yeh i know :/ didnt see that one comingOriginally posted by Furious_Male
You got a ways to go. Dre made a big jump today
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Yea the thread dropped a few times today.Originally posted by Satisfaction
hey dude, whats happening? everyone has gone :/Living in Virtual Reality
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all the top posters cant post anymore thats why..Originally posted by Furious_Male
Yea the thread dropped a few times today.Comment
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Originally posted by Satisfaction
you even going to bother trying to catch him?
Not sure. Why cant the top posters post. Well I know some cant for position reasons but pornpf still can.Living in Virtual Reality
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Yea thats what I figured.Originally posted by Satisfaction
wouldnt want to lose positions etc..
Make a run for pornpf
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Originally posted by Satisfaction
making a run for pornpf could take years! lol
Yea he did 4 days of posting.Living in Virtual Reality
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more jokes..
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.Comment
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'Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''Comment
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Originally posted by Satisfaction
im going out for a bit.. catcha later dude
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I wont let it fall off page 1 for a while.Living in Virtual Reality
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Originally posted by Furious_Male
I wont let it fall off page 1 for a while.Living in Virtual Reality
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PornPf are you taking some time off?Living in Virtual Reality
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Back upLiving in Virtual Reality
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Originally posted by coolone
If you power post for 20 hrs then sleep for 2 to 4 hrs then power post for another 20 you might get there.
Of course once he see's ya making a run for it. he will open his flood gates and well you know
I bet his pager goes off if someone hits more then 50 posts within a certain time frame.
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Some life in this thread.Living in Virtual Reality
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