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12-21-2004, 01:11 PM

the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.
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12-21-2004, 01:12 PM

shouldn't you be in school at this time?

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12-21-2004, 01:13 PM

no way, those small skis that are like 3 foot are really fun
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12-21-2004, 01:14 PM

i hope you snowboard off a mountain and die a fucked up death

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12-21-2004, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

the irony of you referring to another human being as a tool is mind boggling

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12-21-2004, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by ironlung
no way, those small skis that are like 3 foot are really fun

how old are you?
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12-21-2004, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

Snowboarding wannabees spend all day on their asses, falling all over the mountain. Snowboarding is for punks who think they can shoot a guy after playing GTA and wear whigger clothes. Real men always have, and always will ski.
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12-21-2004, 01:17 PM

Older people generally can't snowboard (the balance involved is too overwhelming).

Skiing is way too easy... Not only do you have two independent platforms, but you have two poles.
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12-21-2004, 01:18 PM

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shouldn't you be in school at this time?

The real question is, where the fuck did he find snow in Israel.
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12-21-2004, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by ironlung
no way, those small skis that are like 3 foot are really fun

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12-21-2004, 01:20 PM

I ski, and I love it... I think its more fun the snoboarding.. I'm on my feet all day.. People sno boarding are draging their ass and dont have the same manouvarability that skiiers do... is that a word? lol
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12-21-2004, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by LAMike
I ski, and I love it... I think its more fun the snoboarding.. I'm on my feet all day.. People sno boarding are draging their ass and dont have the same manouvarability that skiiers do... is that a word? lol

I used to ski and I loved it, went snowboarding few years ago and like that even better. Don't know why though maybe it is cause I used to skateboard a lot when I was younger

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12-21-2004, 01:22 PM

Can you give away your Liver already so we can stop seeing your Lame Ass Posts!!!!!!!!!!!

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12-21-2004, 01:23 PM

Truth is, none of you dorks are any good in both. You only think you can ski or snowboard. Skiing/riding groomers doesn't make you an expert. Get back to me if you can proffieciently handle 2-3 feet of fresh powder, trees, steeps and handle 15+ feet drops.
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12-21-2004, 01:23 PM

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I used to ski and I loved it, went snowboarding few years ago and like that even better. Don't know why though maybe it is cause I used to skateboard a lot when I was younger

yea, my brothers keeps trying to talk me into sno boarding but every time I turn around they have broken wrists. lol

I grew up waterskiing and tried wakeboading and havent looked back but I think thats different. You cant catch air on water skiis but you can on wakeboards. But the sno it makes no difference
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12-21-2004, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Truth is, none of you dorks are any good in both. You only think you can ski or snowboard. Skiing/riding groomers doesn't make you an expert. Get back to me if you can proffieciently handle 2-3 feet of fresh powder, trees, steeps and handle 15+ feet drops.

No problem.... ummmmm getting back to you
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12-21-2004, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the only cool skiers are the one who do nu-skool park tricks and also big-mountain skiers.

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

"Cool" skiers are old school skiers who don't give a flying fuck about what your chump ass thinks about their one-piece. I'll ski in a fucking one-piece cargill construction outfit and school your ass all over the mountain. Now pull up your fucking pants, straighten that hat, and put down your fucking joystick before I bitch slap you into tomorrow.

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12-21-2004, 01:26 PM

in order of talent:

1. telemarkers
2. snowboarders
3. inner tubers
4. skiers
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12-21-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by LAMike
I ski, and I love it... I think its more fun the snoboarding.. I'm on my feet all day.. People sno boarding are draging their ass and dont have the same manouvarability that skiiers do... is that a word? lol

True, but snowboarding is much more challenging.

Plus, it works out your entire body more than skiing.
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12-21-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
in order of talent:

1. telemarkers
2. snowboarders
3. inner tubers
4. skiers
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12-21-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
"Cool" skiers are old school skiers who don't give a flying fuck about what your chump ass thinks about their one-piece. I'll ski in a fucking one-piece cargill construction outfit and school your ass all over the mountain. Now pull up your fucking pants, straighten that hat, and put down your fucking joystick before I bitch slap you into tomorrow.

Dumb jew.

then they get in their bmw's and porsche's with fine ass snowbunnies and head back to the chalet while oracle goes back to motel 6 in the back of mom's stationwagon

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12-21-2004, 01:28 PM

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The real question is, where the fuck did he find snow in Israel.

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12-21-2004, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn

the avg. middle aged dork wearing a one-piece at Vail is a real tool.

Your avg. middle aged dork who skies at Vail does so because he can afford to bring his girlfriend to a ritzy ski resort.

You know, the girlfriend that prolly went to high school with the same snowboarding homos who like to think that they are all that, except that they'll prolly end up on skid row, handing out blowjobs for $ 2.....
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12-21-2004, 01:30 PM

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True, but snowboarding is much more challenging.

Plus, it works out your entire body more than skiing.

I'm definately not trying to get a workout....

Save that for my wakeboarding

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12-21-2004, 01:31 PM

skied for 10 and boarded for 12... most skiers I know that have tried boarding prefer it over skiing depending on the conditions. two edges are better for ice but boarding is much more fun in powder... Go to Mt. Baker it's a boarders mountain
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12-21-2004, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Snowboarding wannabees spend all day on their asses, falling all over the mountain. Snowboarding is for punks who think they can shoot a guy after playing GTA and wear whigger clothes. Real men always have, and always will ski.

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12-21-2004, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Truth is, none of you dorks are any good in both. You only think you can ski or snowboard. Skiing/riding groomers doesn't make you an expert. Get back to me if you can proffieciently handle 2-3 feet of fresh powder, trees, steeps and handle 15+ feet drops.

i think your getting a little cocky there, skiing is easy, i learned my first day how to and went down the biggest slope where i was at in north carolina but i wasnt doing any "extreme" skiing like what your talking about, theres a difference
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12-21-2004, 01:52 PM

LOL ... bet you have never tried freeheelin - the steep learning curve and physical output is what most couch-potatoes/people cannot handle. Too demanding, so I understand the appeal of the grey-tray. In addition, every one and their sheep are sporting a tray, so I guess what the majority of people are doing must depict what is cool. Guess I am not.

Could you please explain the difference from 'big-mountain' skiers and skiers?

Yah, jibbin is cool, as are most of the snow-sliding disciplines, with the exception of snow-blades (MHO).

Yes, one-piece suits suck, as does everything from the 80's. WTF is up with Jean-looking snowboard pants - I laugh at anyone sporting one-piecers as well jeans at the hill, now people want to actually look like knobs ? next boarders will have mock one-piece suits.

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12-21-2004, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by XxXotic
the irony of you referring to another human being as a tool is mind boggling

Yeah what he just said...

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12-21-2004, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by ironlung
i think your getting a little cocky there, skiing is easy, i learned my first day how to and went down the biggest slope where i was at in north carolina but i wasnt doing any "extreme" skiing like what your talking about, theres a difference

BINGO Ironlung!

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Oh yah ... I actuallly earn my turns, being I skin and slide.

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12-21-2004, 01:57 PM

im not a couch potatoe, i surf 3-4 times a week wich is way more physical than skiing could ever be

when i go "skiing" in north carolina, im not jumping off cliffs and dodging trees in 3 foot powder, every sport has its extremes, jumping off 30 foot cliffs and what not is pretty extreme, when your pushing to the limitis and risking your life its extreme
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12-21-2004, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by ironlung
im not a couch potatoe, i surf 3-4 times a week wich is way more physical than skiing could ever be

when i go "skiing" in north carolina, im not jumping off cliffs and dodging trees in 3 foot powder, every sport has its extremes, jumping off 30 foot cliffs and what not is pretty extreme, when your pushing to the limitis and risking your life its extreme

Awesome dude! I mean that. I have been out 5-weekends out of the last 6. Rodger's Pass is FUCKING SCARY!
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