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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    I need to get my exgirlfriend a xmas gift

    She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

    What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

    I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?
  • jimbaman
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 267

    #2
    How much do you wanna spent ?
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    • BradM
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 3397

      #3
      Originally posted by jimbaman
      How much do you wanna spent ?
      As little as possible.

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      • Eric
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2000
        • 8818

        #4
        Give her another round in the sack. Pick up some viagra and fuck her till she bleeds
        No One

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        • Nanda
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 5310

          #5
          Just get her a gift certificate from Victoria Secret!
          My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
          He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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          • Manowar
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            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            Originally posted by BradM
            What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac?

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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              tell her for her gift you will give her anal...

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              • Phoenix
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                • Nov 2002
                • 35475

                #8
                Originally posted by Manowar
                hahaha nice


                give her what she really wants..some fastsize lovin
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                • TheJimmy
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 10747

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

                  What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

                  I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

                  brownies...
                  candy...
                  some ice packs...
                  wash cloths...
                  spanish fly...
                  lube...people always need more of that...

                  hmmm, I'm sure someone will come up with a few better ideas...
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                  • nofx
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 16826

                    #10
                    ugh, if shes your ex, dont get her shit.

                    well maybe you could giftwrap a few bullets up and give them to her with a nice note on the package saying, "you know what to do"

                    Often times I wonder why
                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                    • DavieVegas
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6117

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

                      What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

                      I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?
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                      • BruceM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 4084

                        #12
                        Send her that banner with you bdjuf and persius so she knows she was the one who turned you gay
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                        • jimbaman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 267

                          #13
                          Give here a condom to use with Somebodyelse !!

                          LOL


                          Hello, i'm Somebodyelse

                          LOL

                          give her a lipstick .... or buy watch ... a car .... a house ....
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                          • bryany
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 2037

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.

                            What do you suggest for a raging nymphomaniac? She already has every freaking sextoy invented.

                            I was thinking a teddybear or something... what do you guys think?

                            LMAO

                            Im in the same fucking boat....
                            ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                              Give her another round in the sack. Pick up some viagra and fuck her till she bleeds
                              She's kinda used up these days I don't want to have a go with her.

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                              • nofx
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 16826

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BruceM
                                Send her that banner with you bdjuf and persius so she knows she was the one who turned you gay

                                Often times I wonder why
                                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                When sickness comes I must decide:
                                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                • Sly
                                  Let's do some business!
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 31379

                                  #17
                                  Why would you give your ex a gift if you aren't fucking her?
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                                  • MandyBlake
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 17761

                                    #18
                                    you don't HAVE to get her anything. lol
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                                    • Diesel006
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 109

                                      #19
                                      simple, giver her your gratitude, a nice "Thank you very much!!!"
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                                      • fuzebox
                                        making it rain
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 22363

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                        She got me one, so I guess I have to get her one now. FUCK.
                                        I have to do the same thing for 3 chicks, I know how you feel

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                                        • EZRhino
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 6258

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                          As little as possible.
                                          Great budget

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                                          • brand0n
                                            been very busy
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 26983

                                            #22
                                            a fast size for her next bf?
                                            want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              I would think making her an ex would be gift enough

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                                              • TheLegacy
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                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 18171

                                                #24
                                                dont give her anything - remind her as to why she broke up with you is because you were an asshole and didnt think of her

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                                                • BradM
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 3397

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  I would think making her an ex would be gift enough
                                                  The first non-retarded you thing you have ever said regarding me. It was a blessing for her, I wasn't exactly a great guy with her.

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                                                  • Holly
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 10017

                                                    #26
                                                    Don't buy her a fucken teddy bear. I've never understood why men think women over the age of 15 or 16 want teddy bears, unless they just collect them or something.

                                                    Go to a department store, find a sales clerk around her age that looks fashionably dressed, and tell her you need a gift for a girl her age in the $x price range. She'll do all the work for you and it should be a half way decent gift.
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                                                    • RuthXtremePay
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 471

                                                      #27
                                                      I agree with the boys Brad.. don't worry about it..

                                                      or send her an email xmas card or something

                                                      of course, unless you guys are still friends..

                                                      but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short!
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                                                      • BradM
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 3397

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RuthXtremePay
                                                        but from your reaction on here I'd say you're not.. so don't fret about it, life's too short!
                                                        Oh trust me I am fretting. If I don't get her something halfway decent I'll never hear the end of it. You don't know this woman, she is insane.

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                                                        • brand0n
                                                          been very busy
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 26983

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                                          she is insane.
                                                          she dated you. this went without saying.
                                                          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                          • BradM
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 3397

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by brand0n
                                                            she dated you. this went without saying.
                                                            HAHAHA. So true.

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                                                            • ricks
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 924

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                                              Don't buy her a fucken teddy bear. I've never understood why men think women over the age of 15 or 16 want teddy bears, unless they just collect them or something.
                                                              who says shes over 15?
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                                                              • BradM
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 3397

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ricks
                                                                who says shes over 15?

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                                                                • ricks
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                  • 924

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                                                  [QUOTE=DavieVegas]Now i apologize for people who I have scammed in the past or future.QUOTE]

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