Mullets -- can anyone explain them to me??

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  • TaDoW
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    • Sep 2001
    • 3875

    #1

    Mullets -- can anyone explain them to me??

    In a world such as it is today, where there is such widespread knowledge of mullets, how trashy they are, and just how much FUN it can be to give someone shit about their mullet, HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE CAN GENUINELY GROW A MULLET WITHOUT KNOWING HOW STUPID THEY LOOK?!?
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  • Moose
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    • Feb 2001
    • 1548

    #2
    Im growing one just to piss people off.

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    • jacked
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      • May 2004
      • 11019

      #3
      yeah i'd let someone shoot me if i ever decided to grow a mullet the 80s are over
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      • TaDoW
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        • Sep 2001
        • 3875

        #4
        Originally posted by Moose
        Im growing one just to piss people off.


        that's totally cool and I can accept that, but something tells me you've probably got a certain flair to you that people can TELL that you'd be growing one to piss them off ... most anyone who does this sort of exudes that aire of confidence.

        But you can always just tell (for example the dim-whit sitting two rows up in front of me on the bus today) when someone is growing a mullet because they think it really IS in style.
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        • r3ap3r
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          • Jul 2004
          • 3535

          #5
          What the fuck is wrong with my sweet Mullet?
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          • BradM
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            • Dec 2003
            • 3397

            #6


            FEAR THE MULLET!

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            • StuartD
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              • Jul 2002
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              #7
              It's all business in the front and party at the back baby!!
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              • Marcus Aurelius
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                • Apr 2003
                • 14809

                #8
                Business up front, party in the rear.

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                • TaDoW
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                  • Sep 2001
                  • 3875

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaskedMan
                  It's all business in the front and party at the back baby!!
                  lol :-)

                  now THAT's fuckin funny
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                  • Veterans Day
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 8403

                    #10
                    in 20 years people will be saying the same about todays styles, in a world were guys strived their hardest to hold onto any remaining hair they have, why in the world do guys purposely shave all thier hair off, stupid shit like that, ya know. What about those crazy 6 inch high top fades the brothas wore in the early 90's? So on and so forth
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                    • Libertine
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                      • May 2002
                      • 17860

                      #11
                      I have a mullet. I like it. It keeps my neck warm when it's cold. It's a bit like always having a little fluffy bunny sitting in your neck.
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                      • ironlung
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                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1012

                        #12
                        mullets should be a thing in the past

                        the 80s

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                        • Grapesoda
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 46234

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TaDoW
                          HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE CAN GENUINELY GROW A MULLET WITHOUT KNOWING HOW STUPID THEY LOOK?!?

                          sorta like baggy ass pants?? maybe a ball cap sideways??? 100 lbs of fake s. african gold??? sorta like that stuff??

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                          • Wiggles
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                            • May 2004
                            • 14423

                            #14
                            i had one when i was about 12, it was a hockey haircut craze haha, i was such a loser....
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                            • ArkansasDave
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 2148

                              #15
                              Nothing like a good mullet and a Trans-Am, with a gold bird on the hood, and being real-fast like!
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                              • Ron
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                                • Feb 2002
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                                #16
                                Whats a mullet?

                                -= Physically it is characterized by short hair on the top, front, and sides of the head, followed by a long drape of hair on the back, reaching at least to the middle of the spine. =-

                                I dont have a mullet, my hair in top,front and sides of the head is as long as i have it on the back (long), but to me a mullet doesnt look stupid.
                                I think it looks weird.. when people want to have long hair then keep everything long, and when people want to have short hair then keep everything short, but to have short on the top and front and long at back, or (whats quit normal here) long at top and front and short on the back looks weird... not stupid.

                                Everyone must do what he want with his/her hair, and if others think it looks stupid, well thats their problem..

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                                • Veterans Day
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                                  • Jul 2003
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                                  #17
                                  lets not forget to mention those 20 carat fake ass diamond earring every 19 year old loser wears, does anyone think those are real? what are they like 4 bucks a pair at the flea market? Bling Bling yo
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                                  • Ecstasy Glass
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                                    • Mar 2004
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                                    #18
                                    My buddy grew a mullet out last year and dyed it red, white, and blue for the 4th of July.

                                    This site is the shit.

                                    www.mulletsgalore.com

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                                    • Webmaster_Logic
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 1886

                                      #19
                                      Mullet is good smoked

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                                      • bizmak
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                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 10014

                                        #20
                                        what's a mullet?

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                                        • Manowar
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                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528

                                          #21
                                          Mullets own

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                                          • gigi
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                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 691

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                            It's all business in the front and party at the back baby!!
                                            That IS hilarious! lmao

                                            I'm an 80's teen...we loved mullets on the guys...wouldn't have it any other way...

                                            And yup...all things fade to 'gay'....lol....remember those adult soothers and bright colors at raves in the 90's? hmmmm
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                                            • Dirty-Dough
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 496

                                              #23
                                              Mullets are getting back into fashion...

                                              I'm growing one now... I got this retro vibe going on...

                                              Cheers..

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                                              • Moose
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                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 1548

                                                #24
                                                Nothing better than a six pack of Pabst... A freshly groomed mullet
                                                and fishing for mullet.

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                                                • zentz
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                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  are they good to eat ?
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                                                  • TaDoW
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                                                    • Sep 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    I can't believe this thread turned to fish
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                                                    • Moose
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                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 1548

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by zentz
                                                      are they good to eat ?
                                                      Dunno man.

                                                      Never ate one...or had a pabst.

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                                                      • nosey
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                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                        #28

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                                                        • mardigras
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 14194

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by zentz
                                                          are they good to eat ?
                                                          Fried mullet is very good. It is a similar texture to catfish. Mullets have big weird yellow circle eyes and they jump several feet out of the water.
                                                          .

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                                                          • EZRhino
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                                                            • Jul 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mdcq
                                                            Business up front, party in the rear.
                                                            Sounds gay

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                                                            • hova
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by nosey
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                                                              • the Shemp
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                                                                • Nov 2001
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • Ecstasy Glass
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                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 315

                                                                  #33
                                                                  1. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance -- classic indeed.

                                                                  The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.



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                                                                  • sean416
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                                                                    • Feb 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    9-5 in the front.... 10-2 in the back.

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                                                                    • Ecstasy Glass
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                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 315

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Mullets and guns.

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                                                                      • Huggles
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                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 12552

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I don't know, I actually think mullets are kinda cool.



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                                                                        • KittyLix
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                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 2036

                                                                          #37
                                                                          dude LOL my mom in Tennessee has a mullet LMAO i fuck with her about it alllll the time

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                                                                          • Mr. Pat
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                                                                            • Jul 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I am currently growing a mullet, so anyone who doesn't like mullets can be my bitch,
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                                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 19969

                                                                              #39
                                                                              my mullet used to fucking rule...
                                                                              it used to get me more pussy in a day than some of you pinheads will get in your whole lives....

                                                                              I might just grow one again....of course the pussy won't be as good, but there's nothing like curbstomping some idiot while flopping that rat tail around...yes, I cut my mullet down to a rat tail before hacking it off...
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