come fly with me let's fly let's fly!!!!!
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At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.Comment
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tassy*PINK
* ICQ ~ 318*097*066 *
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tassy*PINK
* ICQ ~ 318*097*066 *
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At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.Comment
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At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.Comment
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.Comment
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.Comment
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At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.Comment
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At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.Comment
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you're the man!Originally posted by Mefo
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
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At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?Comment
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At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.Comment
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.Comment
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At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.Comment
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At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.Comment
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At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?Comment
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At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.Comment
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At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.Comment
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At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.Comment
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.Comment
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.Comment
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At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.Comment
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At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.Comment
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At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?Comment
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At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.Comment
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At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.Comment
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At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.Comment
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Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.Comment
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Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.Comment
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Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.Comment
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Door of a plastic surgeon?s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?Comment
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English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.Comment
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Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!Comment
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In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!Comment
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In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.Comment
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In a cleaner?s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.Comment
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In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.Comment
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In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.Comment
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In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.Comment
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In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.Comment
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In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.Comment
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still waitingOriginally posted by Twe Russ
Forest, I didnt get intouch with you yet, ill be shooting you an ICQ
later in the day.
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In a farmer?s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.Comment
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605 to 8000seks.ai for sale - ping meComment
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holy this thread is still going!no sigComment
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Yeah but it doesn't look like it'll hit 10k by the 23rd.Originally posted by Wiggles
holy this thread is still going!Comment
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