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  • Marshal
    Biz Dev and SEO
    • Jun 2005
    • 15223

    #1

    I cheated on my girlfriend today!!!

    Today I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time - I've received my Fleshlight this morning!
    Thumbs up, Juicy! Thanks man!
    This is just awesome!
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  • FlogTheLog
    CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
    • Jun 2005
    • 3842

    #2
    how will you break the news to her

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    • Marshal
      Biz Dev and SEO
      • Jun 2005
      • 15223

      #3
      Originally posted by flogthelog
      how will you break the news to her
      i have no heart to tell her this! i would send her this link on icq!
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      • The Duck
        Adult Content Provider
        • May 2005
        • 18243

        #4
        My GF hates when I fuck my FL..
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        • FlogTheLog
          CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
          • Jun 2005
          • 3842

          #5
          dam i gotta get me one of the fleshlights

          anyone got a second hand one laying around?

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            mine should be here soon, I hope...

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            • adamneve
              LIVING LA VITA LOCA
              • Oct 2002
              • 13333

              #7
              did it feel good?
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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                I hear those things can be addicting

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                • Marshal
                  Biz Dev and SEO
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 15223

                  #9
                  Originally posted by adamneve
                  did it feel good?
                  Sonique - It feels so good

                  You always make me smile when I?m feeling down
                  You give me such a vibe, I is totally bonafide, mmm
                  It?s not the way you walk, and it ain?t the way you talk
                  It ain?t the job you got, that keeps me satisfied

                  [chorus]your love it feels so good, and that waht takes me high
                  Higher than I?ve been before and your love, it keeps me alive
                  Thought I should let you know, that your touch it means so much
                  When I?m alone at night, it?s you I?m always thinkin? of ooh ooh baby

                  Oh won?t you understand how I feel yeah deep inside
                  Uh huh, you made feel all I need to feel
                  Yes in my heart
                  yeah, that's the thing!
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                  • Sam Granger
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 3958

                    #10
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                    • Marshal
                      Biz Dev and SEO
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 15223

                      #11
                      they are packed in nylon bag... you receive the case separately... not to forget the lube!

                      everything was in the big cardboard box...
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                      • IndayBadiday
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 59

                        #12
                        lol..cool...I think I'll buy myself one...hehehehe
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                        • Marshal
                          Biz Dev and SEO
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 15223

                          #13


                          "How to use?" Fleshlight video!




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                          Last edited by Marshal; 02-06-2006, 06:19 AM.
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                          • gambino
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 2326

                            #14
                            I've just bought one! It's great thing!!!

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                            • RayBonga
                              too cool for highschool
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12164

                              #15
                              Congrats

                              You'll forget about your girl in no time.

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                              • AdultInsider Cloner
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 1472

                                #16
                                Never actually tried one......
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                                • Marshal
                                  Biz Dev and SEO
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 15223

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                  Never actually tried one......
                                  you definitely should! the experience you would never forget! and it's around $50! heh, spare cash...

                                  you wouldn't get a blowjob from a crack whore for this money!
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                                  • Jer
                                    God is Brazilian
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 10601

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nettrust
                                    you wouldn't get a blowjob from a crack whore for this money!
                                    For $50 you could get a few blowjobs from ugly brazilian whores or a blowjob from a good looking brazilian whore

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                                    • Marshal
                                      Biz Dev and SEO
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 15223

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Jer
                                      For $50 you could get a few blowjobs from ugly brazilian whores or a blowjob from a good looking brazilian whore
                                      i couldn't agree more!
                                      but you could use them only once!
                                      and with Fleshlight, you could repeat the action!
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                                      • Platinumpimp
                                        Logos and such.
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 10214

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by nettrust
                                        Today I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time - I've received my Fleshlight this morning!
                                        Thumbs up, Juicy! Thanks man!
                                        This is just awesome!
                                        Is it better than your chick? Which one did you get? The butt light?
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                                        • djroof
                                          JuicyDevils.gr Owner
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 25503

                                          #21
                                          damn cheaters!!!

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                                          • Downtime
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 7320

                                            #22
                                            haha that's funny yet disturbing at the same time
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                                            • cool1
                                              sex is good
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 24939

                                              #23
                                              Fleshlights do rock

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                                              • je_rome
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 6846

                                                #24
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                                                • Vitasoy
                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 58202

                                                  #25
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                                                  • aico
                                                    Moo Moo Cow
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 14748

                                                    #26
                                                    It's fucking hilarious how you guys really think it's cool to fuck a Fleshlight cuz "everyone" says it's cool...

                                                    In my book, fucking a fake pussy pretty makes you a big fat fucking loser, doing it because someone says it's cool, makes you sheep.

                                                    Bahhhhhh fucking Bahhhh

                                                    I seriously hope most of you are kidding, which I think you are, but those who fall for their bullshit... ha ha ha, such fucking losers with your high-tech Fifi Bags...

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                                                    • Kevin - The PNN
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 1364

                                                      #27
                                                      What is your problem "aico?" Pussy without the bitching - what is wrong with that?
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                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 51692

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Spunky
                                                        I hear those things can be addicting

                                                        I bought one years ago... used it a couple times, but it's sitting in the closet. It feels good, but it just makes me wanna get real pussy...
                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                        • reynold
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 51271

                                                          #29
                                                          Fleshlight's inventors are the world's greatest prodigy.

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                                                          • aico
                                                            Moo Moo Cow
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 14748

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
                                                            What is your problem "aico?" Pussy without the bitching - what is wrong with that?
                                                            It's not pussy... it's a piece of rubber. So if I ever want a piece of rubber without the bitching, I will go for it...

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                                                            • blazi
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 4321

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by aico
                                                              It's fucking hilarious how you guys really think it's cool to fuck a Fleshlight cuz "everyone" says it's cool...

                                                              In my book, fucking a fake pussy pretty makes you a big fat fucking loser, doing it because someone says it's cool, makes you sheep.

                                                              Bahhhhhh fucking Bahhhh

                                                              I seriously hope most of you are kidding, which I think you are, but those who fall for their bullshit... ha ha ha, such fucking losers with your high-tech Fifi Bags...
                                                              I bet you never complain when you see a woman using a dildo, so what's the big deal LOL

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                                                              • aico
                                                                Moo Moo Cow
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 14748

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by blazi
                                                                I bet you never complain when you see a woman using a dildo, so what's the big deal LOL
                                                                Good point, but, would you fuck your fleshlight with a girl watching you? I am sure everyone who has one hides it...

                                                                Plus whenever I see a girl using a dildo, I am the one fuckign her with it...
                                                                Last edited by aico; 02-07-2006, 12:14 AM.

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                                                                • butterflybucks
                                                                  Butterfly Bucks
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 1422

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Make sure you warm your FL in hot water for the ultimate pleasure =)
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                                                                  • PixeLs
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                    • 11922

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Just enjoy the stuff and hope she'll understand you need such thing to feed your perverted nature.

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                                                                    • dissipate
                                                                      The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 8904

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i wonder what she'll think about being replaced by a piece of cyberskin

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                                                                      • reed_4
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 9640

                                                                        #36
                                                                        You cheated? naw, just got even coz your gf has lots of vibrators. :naughty

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                                                                        • clickdude
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                          • 136

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by nettrust
                                                                          Today I cheated on my girlfriend for the first time - I've received my Fleshlight this morning!
                                                                          Thumbs up, Juicy! Thanks man!
                                                                          This is just awesome!


                                                                          Har Har Har! That is one funny shit

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                                                                          • DutchTeenCash
                                                                            I like Dutch Girls
                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 21684

                                                                            #38
                                                                            did she move it back n forwards?

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                                                                            • Stallion
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 6632

                                                                              #39
                                                                              just dont tell her.. lol
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                                                                              • sfera
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                • 8597

                                                                                #40
                                                                                i hear you go to hell for that, bad boy!

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