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  • Yo Adrian
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 6326
    #1

    10 Reasons Why You Should Have Sex with Me in Vegas

    1. I rotate all tires

    2. I take off my socks beforehand

    3. I will treat you like you're more than just a poonani

    4. I have a sexy oh face (trust me, I've seen it)

    5. I can last 5-10 minutes... EASY

    6. I know like 5 positions

    7. I cry afterward, I'm told it's very attractive to show my feelings

    8. I keep a tube of antiseptic on my bedtable just in case

    9. I shave my belly

    10. I won't tell anyone except my mom
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    • Sly
      Let's do some business!
      • Sep 2004
      • 31379
      #2
      I'm in. Room number?
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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34515
          #3
          How can I turn that down. I'm in!
          WG
          I play with Google.

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            • Sly
              Let's do some business!
              • Sep 2004
              • 31379
              #4
              Originally posted by WiredGuy
              How can I turn that down. I'm in!
              WG
              Back off. He's mine.
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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923
                  #5
                  i thought we had something special, just the two of us


                  WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                    • Yo Adrian
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 6326
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                      i thought we had something special, just the two of us
                      That was SOO last Internext
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                        • MrIzzz
                          If u touch it, I will cum
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22923
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Yo Adrian
                          That was SOO last Internext


                          damn you


                          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                            • fatal attraction
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6522
                              #8
                              How could anyone resist that?

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                                • xclusive
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 35218
                                  #9
                                  damn you just gave me such a hardon...

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                                    • WiredGuy
                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 34515
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                      Back off. He's mine.
                                      If you want him, you gonna have to go through me first bitch!
                                      WG
                                      I play with Google.

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                                        • Yo Adrian
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 6326
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by xclusive
                                          damn you just gave me such a hardon...
                                          I know, I just gave myself one too..it's fucken huge! omg
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                                            • Sly
                                              Let's do some business!
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 31379
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                              If you want him, you gonna have to go through me first bitch!
                                              WG
                                              Are you retarded? One swing of my pink purse and you'll be down for the count.
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                                                • kmanrox
                                                  aka K-Man
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 29295
                                                  #13
                                                  sly you cheating little slut!
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                                                    • Yo Adrian
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 6326
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                      If you want him, you gonna have to go through me first bitch!
                                                      WG
                                                      Gentlemen, gentlemen!

                                                      What part of "poonani" didn't you understand?

                                                      Perves.

                                                      Although Charles, you are a sexy sexy man.

                                                      But I do like pink purses.

                                                      Ah fuck it.. party in room 69!!!
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                                                        • webgurl
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 7954
                                                          #15


                                                          u are officially
                                                          APPROVED !!!

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                                                            • Sly
                                                              Let's do some business!
                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                              • 31379
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                              sly you cheating little slut!
                                                              I still have love for you!
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                                                                • Yo Adrian
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 6326
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by webgurl


                                                                  u are officially
                                                                  APPROVED !!!
                                                                  Score!!!

                                                                  So does this mean I can steal you from Rob?

                                                                  I'm more of a man than he'll ever be
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                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 34515
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Yo Adrian
                                                                      Although Charles, you are a sexy sexy man.
                                                                      I can see through you, you only want to get into Google's panties.
                                                                      WG
                                                                      I play with Google.

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                                                                        • webgurl
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 7954
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Yo Adrian
                                                                          Score!!!

                                                                          So does this mean I can steal you from Rob?

                                                                          I'm more of a man than he'll ever be
                                                                          hmmmm... oh boy no comment

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                                                                            • Yo Adrian
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 6326
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                              I can see through you, you only want to get into Google's panties.
                                                                              WG
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                                                                                • Yo Adrian
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 6326
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by webgurl
                                                                                  hmmmm... oh boy no comment
                                                                                  It's cool, I'm totally used to rejection, as long as I maintain a conversion ratio of at least 1:25 I'm happy.
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                                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 34515
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Yo Adrian
                                                                                      It's cool, I'm totally used to rejection, as long as I maintain a conversion ratio of at least 1:25 I'm happy.
                                                                                      If I could convert women like I can SE traffic I'd be way passed Ron Jeremy's record! Right now, I'm converting like a russian hitbot.

                                                                                      WG
                                                                                      I play with Google.

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                                                                                        • Yo Adrian
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 6326
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                          If I could convert women like I can SE traffic I'd be way passed Ron Jeremy's record! Right now, I'm converting like a russian hitbot.

                                                                                          WG
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                                                                                            • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 4463
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Haha, thats a pretty nice looking list...lemme see if I have an opening in my schedule...
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                                                                                                • XxXotic
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 8500
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  shit, i wasnt gonna go to vegas but now I am
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                                                                                                    • Screaming
                                                                                                      I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 18972
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                                      How can I turn that down. I'm in!
                                                                                                      WG
                                                                                                      me too!!!!!

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                                                                                                        • Yo Adrian
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                          • 6326
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          This is gonna be the stickiest Internext EVER!
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                                                                                                            • LauraLee
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                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                              • 3821
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              i just can't stop laughing
                                                                                                              you folks are killing me today!

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                                                                                                                • SC Blaize
                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                  • 85
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Yo Adrian may shave his belly hair, but its his back hair that will get you...

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                                                                                                                    • AmeliaG
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                      • 10670
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Everyone knows Adrian is a sexya mutha



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                                                                                                                        • Phoenix
                                                                                                                          BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                          • 35475
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          no man love for me..but ill film
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                                                                                                                            • Fred Quimby
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                              • 5430
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I'm so there

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                                                                                                                                • TheEbonyFelony
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 1964
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  mmmmm...man love
                                                                                                                                  no you cannot know what im promoting you nosey fucks!

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                                                                                                                                    • Yo Adrian
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 6326
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AmeliaG
                                                                                                                                      Everyone knows Adrian is a sexya mutha
                                                                                                                                      Thank you!

                                                                                                                                      Everyone knows Amelia has exquisite taste... ladies should take notes.
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                                                                                                                                        • Yo Adrian
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 6326
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                                                          no man love for me..but ill film
                                                                                                                                          No man love here... the fella's didn't notice the mention of POONANI in my post.

                                                                                                                                          If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
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                                                                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I am strangely aroused by this thread......

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                                                                                                                                                • Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 35475
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Yo Adrian


                                                                                                                                                  If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

                                                                                                                                                  hahaha....nice
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