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  • AdultInsider Cloner
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 1472

    #1

    I just got the funniest MySpace email...

    I grew up in a small town in northern Minnesota called Pequot Lakes. I just recently moved back to Minnesota and I was screwing around on MySpace and ran across all the Alumi of my highschool, so I hit a few up just because.......this is my message, followed by her reply:

    .......................
    From: Lance
    Date: Feb 5, 2006 3:09 PM

    Hey Rachel!

    I noticed that you're also a grad of PLHS, so I thought I'd hit ya up and say hi.

    Granted, you were in like 7th grade when I graduated, but a connection is a connection ;)

    I haven't been up to that area for a long time now, even though I have family scattered all over the Lakes area. I just recently moved back to MN and I'd forgotten how freaking cold it is in this state!

    Anyway, just wanted to say hi....hit me up if you feel like chatting, I'd like to know what's different up there now!

    -Lance
    ............................
    From: Rachel
    Date: Feb 5, 2006 8:19 PM

    The area is still gorgeous!

    Your profile makes you look like a really dirty guy. Plus you do not believe in God? You scare me.
    .................................................. ...........

    LOL! ahhh....conservative, religous midwesterners...

    In case you were wondering about my "dirty" profile....check it out and see why I apparently look like a dirty guy.. http://myspace.com/clonerboy
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  • chadglni
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 6924

    #2
    She was kindly telling you to take a bath.


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    • XxXotic
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 8500

      #3
      you're a godless infidel and you smell. sucks to be you
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      • Pete-KT
        Workin With The Devil
        • Oct 2004
        • 51532

        #4
        well you dont believe in god she doesnt like u

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        • Sam Granger
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 3958

          #5
          Reply telling her that you infact are god.

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          • AdultInsider Cloner
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2005
            • 1472

            #6
            Originally posted by Sam Granger
            Reply telling her that you infact are god.

            Or at least the Son of God? lol
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            • fr0gman
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              • Feb 2005
              • 2093

              #7
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              • AdultInsider Cloner
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2005
                • 1472

                #8
                Originally posted by fr0gman
                Ahhhh... Upper Mid-west farmgirls. If you can ever get them away from Mommy and the Lutheran minister, when you get them naked they are FREAKY! Freaky, I tell you, freaky.
                funny thing is she's like 26, 3 kids and divorced....apparently her choice of a good god-fearing man wasn't that good lol
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                • TheJimmy
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 10747

                  #9
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                  • je_rome
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 6846

                    #10
                    you're so dirty and filthy... hehe.
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                    • Vitasoy
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 58202

                      #11
                      Dirty as in a sex maniac?


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