I Will Tattoo Your URL On My Body For Money (PRICE LIST)

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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #1

    I Will Tattoo Your URL On My Body For Money (PRICE LIST)

    That's right! You read the title correctly. Now you too can have your company's website advertised on a Human BEING!

    Left Arm Bicep ($12,000)

    Right Arm Bicep ($15,000 Price increase Due to Max-exposure. I'm a righty.)

    Left Leg Calf ($8,500)

    Right Leg Calf ($8,500)

    Ass Tat ($10,000 - I streak... ALOT!)

    Chest Tat ($17,500 - I'm a beach bum)

    Back Tat Small ($14,000 - A little cheaper than chest tat, only I don't have to look at it.)

    Back Tat Large ($50,000 - Shoulder blade to Shoulder blade)

    Forehead Tat ($1,000,000)

    All tattoos to be worn for the duration of my life. At no time will I attempt to cover this tattoo up intentionally. I also promise that I will go onto "The Jerry Springer Show" or any other trashy talk show that will allow me on and pimp your URL (Includes Riley's Believe It Or Not).

    Paypal, Wires, Checks, Money Orders & Cash are accepted forms of payment.

    Click HERE to see my other auctions.
    [email protected]
  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    So for the right price, you'll wear "ISuckDick.com" ??
    This is me on facebook
    This is me on twitter

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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
      Originally posted by MaskedMan
      So for the right price, you'll wear "ISuckDick.com" ??
      On my forehead for a million. Got the dough playa?
      [email protected]

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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        Originally posted by Harmon
        On my forehead for a million. Got the dough playa?
        Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

        Seriously.. who's going to see that??
        This is me on facebook
        This is me on twitter

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        • xxxoutsourcing
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 3888

          #5
          Good luck

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          • Fake Nick
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2004
            • 7708

            #6
            Originally posted by MaskedMan
            Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

            Seriously.. who's going to see that??

            his gay friends on webcam

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20012

              #7
              Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing
              Good luck
              This is my response to the rest of the "hand me out" threads. At least I'm willing to do *SOMETHING* for the dough
              [email protected]

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              • Harmon
                ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                • Mar 2004
                • 20012

                #8
                Originally posted by Fake Nick
                his gay friends on webcam
                Witt from a twit. Expected
                [email protected]

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                • Dcat
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 1607

                  #9
                  Wow, very interesting.

                  Good luck with that..

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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaskedMan
                    Even if I did, I wouldn't shell it out for a webmaster's body.

                    Seriously.. who's going to see that??
                    lmao

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                    • galleryseek
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 8234

                      #11
                      wtf

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                      • Twe Russ
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 3493

                        #12
                        stupid stupid stupid.

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                        • Nysus
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 7817

                          #13
                          Prices need to be competitive to other forms of advertising, mostly talking about the million dollars for the forehead. $1 mil could be spent on a little better advertising than a forehead tattoo, even if it does get exposure.. $1 mil worth of targetted search engine clicks would create a bit more revenue I think.

                          Matt
                          What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                          Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                          See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                          • emthree
                            Dialer Kingpin
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 10816

                            #14
                            You should link up with HKS, you guys can setup a nice group package together.

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                            • CumSensei
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 3986

                              #15
                              What happens if you get killed 2 weeks after you get the tatoo?

                              Do I get a refund then since I wont get long exposure?
                              CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.

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                              • Harmon
                                ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 20012

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CumSensei
                                What happens if you get killed 2 weeks after you get the tatoo?

                                Do I get a refund then since I wont get long exposure?
                                These are the chances one takes in an investment
                                [email protected]

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                                • CumSensei
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 3986

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                  These are the chances one takes in an investment
                                  No way..you need to get a better contract made up then that
                                  CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.

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                                  • whodarkman
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 203

                                    #18
                                    What can $10 get me??
                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                    • Tala
                                      Fucked if I know
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 23368

                                      #19
                                      Jesus Christ, and here I did it only for the cost of the tattoo.

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                                      • President
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 383

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CumSensei
                                        No way..you need to get a better contract made up then that

                                        Take out a life insurance policy on him








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                                        • Libertine
                                          sex dwarf
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 17860

                                          #21
                                          Forehead tat with advertising for a million bucks = great media exposure.
                                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                          • killshot
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 456

                                            #22
                                            A fan got a tattoo of my logo and didnt even ask for anything... I decided to give him a free membership... its the least i could do.. hehe

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                                            • MAGNET
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 357

                                              #23
                                              Lets say someone does pay you, who says you wont remove it by laser after you get the money and after a short period of time?

                                              Looks like a very solid investment to me

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                                              • tranza
                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 57559

                                                #24
                                                Lol... Not worth it....
                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                • nofx
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 16826

                                                  #25
                                                  I'd pay you to put KILLPOLICE.COM on your forehead.

                                                  Often times I wonder why
                                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                  • Harmon
                                                    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 20012

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                                    I'd pay you to put KILLPOLICE.COM on your forehead.
                                                    Gmme the million
                                                    [email protected]

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                                                    • JFK
                                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 67369

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Harmon
                                                      Gmme the million
                                                      nice avatar

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