So there's a Mexican, an American, and a Russian.....
They are all sitting by a camp fire one night and the Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.
The American and the Mexican both look at him like he's fucking nutso. Then they ask why in the hell he would do such a thing. The Russian replies: "Where I come from, we have much Vodka!"
After another minute or two the Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.
Without hesitation, he proudly states: "Where I come from, we have lot's of Tequila!"
The American thinks about this way of doing things. He pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel's, take s 3 or 4 swigs off it, takes out his gun, and shoots the Mexican.
The American and the Mexican both look at him like he's fucking nutso. Then they ask why in the hell he would do such a thing. The Russian replies: "Where I come from, we have much Vodka!"
After another minute or two the Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila. He takes a drink of it, throws it in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots it.
Without hesitation, he proudly states: "Where I come from, we have lot's of Tequila!"
The American thinks about this way of doing things. He pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel's, take s 3 or 4 swigs off it, takes out his gun, and shoots the Mexican.
ha ha
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