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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917
    #1

    PROOF that Christians are sheep.

    It's kind of ironic that one of the most widely used Bible verses among the Christian faith is Psalms 23.

    You know the guy who put that shit in the Bible was laughing his ass off. Even more humorous is that the majority of Christians know this verse better than any other.

    Gee...I wonder why that is?

    All you need to do is look at the first few words of this and consider what is really being said for it to become painfully clear as to what the words imply.

    Sheep I tell ya....Sheep.

    "The LORD is my shepherd....."

    Google image search for "Psalms 23" provided this image. I think it's rather fitting.


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    • TheMob
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      • Jan 2003
      • 8584
      #2
      mehh mehh thau shall not question

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        • Spunky
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          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Repent sinner...It's never too late...Jesus forgives everybody

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            • MrIzzz
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              • Sep 2003
              • 22923
              #4
              i see similarities between gfys elite and the biblical prophets


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                • The Shepherd
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 72
                  #5
                  Originally posted by TheMob
                  mehh mehh thau shall not question
                  Precisely.

                  Would the good shepherd want his flock to be blind? What good is a flock of blind sheep? Are not the blind sheep the first to be eaten by the wolves? Open your eyes. Open your eyes and keep running good sheep, keep running.

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                      i see similarities between gfys elite and the biblical prophets
                      As you should.

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                        • jukeboxfrank
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                          • Apr 2004
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                          #7
                          Bahhaaaa.... Bahhaaaa....


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                            • comeplay
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                              • Nov 2004
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                              #8
                              speaking of sheep..

                              why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts??








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                                • escorpio
                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 23486
                                  #9
                                  God has a kickass sense of humor.
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                                    • TheMob
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                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 8584
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by escorpio
                                      God has a kickass sense of humor.
                                      That should go on a tshirt.

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                                        • BackToMine
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                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 541
                                          #11
                                          Thats good but can we get back to the program of attacking Muslims and the evil-doers?

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TheMob
                                              That should go on a tshirt.
                                              And be passed out to these people.

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                                                • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 2267
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by comeplay
                                                  speaking of sheep..
                                                  why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts??
                                                  sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
                                                  ... and what about the rubber-boots?

                                                  Are they passive restraints?

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                                                    • Tat2Jr
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                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      First cats, now Jesus???? Do you have no lows Aaron?
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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Tat2Jr
                                                          First cats, now Jesus???? Do you have no lows Aaron?

                                                          Fisrt off...That cat thing was a fucking joke. I was making fun of another persons cat thread. Get over it.

                                                          Secondly...Christians push their shit on people every day of the week. Fuck them and fuck you twice if you don't think I am allowed to voice my opinions.

                                                          Any questions?

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                                                            • tony299
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                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                              #16
                                                              amen brother Aaron

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                                                                • Tat2Jr
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 4882
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                  Fisrt off...That cat thing was a fucking joke. I was making fun of another persons cat thread. Get over it.

                                                                  Secondly...Christians push their shit on people every day of the week. Fuck them and fuck you twice if you don't think I am allowed to voice my opinions.

                                                                  Any questions?
                                                                  Yes, I have a question. Are zebra's stripes black or white?
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                                                                    • Mr. Pat
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 547
                                                                      #18
                                                                      yeah xianity is a bunch of BS. i used to be because it was forced on me by my parents now i dumped that shit 5 years ago.
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                                                                        • laura99
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                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 877
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I hate all the hypocrites. There are a few in my family and at work. They can talk the talk but when it comes down to actually being a good christian throughout the week it's just not happening. They drink, cuss, and talk about people behind their backs. Guess going to church once or twice a week makes all that better.

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                                                                            • JSA Matt
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                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 5464
                                                                              #20
                                                                              jesus is my savior

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                                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 22712
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Stop hatin on the lord man. Stop hatin maan! Yall are just a bunch of unholy haters that are gonna get dissed on judgement day.

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                                                                                    • Rob
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                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 13310
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                                      Stop hatin on the lord man. Stop hatin maan! Yall are just a bunch of unholy haters that are gonna get dissed on judgement day.

                                                                                      I wanna send a shout out to Jesus, Mary and her babydaddy Joseph for their big day comin up. Werd.
                                                                                      Said Jesus on the 7th day...

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                                                                                        • budz
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 4230
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • TheJimmy
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                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 10747
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                              Said Jesus on the 7th day...

                                                                                              Christians are supposed to be 'Christ like" right?


                                                                                              why don't they celebrate the sabbath on Friday evening like Jesus did...or celebrate chanukka or passover or yom kippur or rosh shashana...


                                                                                              did Jesus give all that up for Lent?


                                                                                              and why do they eat those viral laden, feces eating pig products?


                                                                                              I never really got that...



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                                                                                                • escorpio
                                                                                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 23486
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TheJimmy
                                                                                                  why do they eat those viral laden, feces eating pig products?
                                                                                                  Because bacon is good.
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                                                                                                    • budz
                                                                                                      Disruptive Innovator
                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 4230
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      fuck, bacon & ham or something sounds good right about now

                                                                                                      :: rubs stomache ::


                                                                                                      off to the kitchen I go
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                                                                                                        • Odin88
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          95% of the world in general (Christian or otherwise) are also a bunch of sheep.

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                                                                                                            • Tat2Jr
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                              • 4882
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by budz
                                                                                                              fuck, bacon & ham or something sounds good right about now

                                                                                                              :: rubs stomache ::


                                                                                                              off to the kitchen I go
                                                                                                              Damn, I hear ya! Some ham sounds so damn tastey right now!
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                                                                                                                • BRISK
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                  #29
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                                                                                                                    • burntout21
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      If any of these christians really practiced what they preach, then I would respect them. me i think jesus was great, a true rebel, but his followers are the complete opposite of him. its all fucked up.
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                                                                                                                        • escorpio
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                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                          • 23486
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by burntout21
                                                                                                                          i think jesus was great, a true rebel
                                                                                                                          Jesus was a rockstar.
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                                                                                                                            • Tat2Jr
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                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                              Fisrt off...That cat thing was a fucking joke. I was making fun of another persons cat thread. Get over it.
                                                                                                                              Don't be so modest Aaron, that was my thread and my cat that you taught to swim. I'm grateful as hell, as I went through one certified feline swim instructer after another. You sir, were truely my last hope. Would my brave cat ever be able to swim again? Well, I may not believe in your methods, but now my cat swims her little heart out everyday!! If you could see her little smile as she paddles her paws going from one side of the pool to another. I am so proud of my swimming cat. It's a true Christmas miracle!
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                                                                                                                                • emthree
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Tat2Jr
                                                                                                                                  Don't be so modest Aaron, that was my thread and my cat that you taught to swim. I'm grateful as hell, as I went through one certified feline swim instructer after another. You sir, were truely my last hope. Would my brave cat ever be able to swim again? Well, I may not believe in your methods, but now my cat swims her little heart out everyday!! If you could see her little smile as she paddles her paws going from one side of the pool to another. I am so proud of my swimming cat. It's a true Christmas miracle!
                                                                                                                                  Dude, it's clear you have issues ... but for the hell of it do you have those thread links handy?

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                                                                                                                                    • Micah - Drizunk
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Aaron, this is why youre awesome in my book. Ill see ya in Vegas.
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                                                                                                                                        • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          its juicylinks!

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                                                                                                                                            • beemk
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              so true
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                                                                                                                                                • Mefo
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by comeplay
                                                                                                                                                  speaking of sheep..

                                                                                                                                                  why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts??








                                                                                                                                                  sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

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                                                                                                                                                    • Tat2Jr
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by emthree
                                                                                                                                                      Dude, it's clear you have issues ... but for the hell of it do you have those thread links handy?

                                                                                                                                                      Sure.... had to do some fancy searching....

                                                                                                                                                      In this Thread I mention how my cat just fell in the pool. Then within minutes Aaron posted This thread. Fucking made me laugh, so I've been fucking back with aaron.
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by spunky
                                                                                                                                                          Repent sinner...It's never too late...Jesus forgives everybody
                                                                                                                                                          So fucking what? It's not Jesus I would be afraid of, but God

                                                                                                                                                          He will smite me and send me to hell no matter what.

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                                                                                                                                                            • xclusive
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                                                                                                                                                              I am a christian but I don't believe in the bible as it has been changed over the years to control man not guide him...

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