lets hear it. I do not have all day for this.
Ok. What do you fuckers want? I will tell you if you have been good or bad.
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Ok. What do you fuckers want? I will tell you if you have been good or bad.
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The new Mustang of course!
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I want the new motorola Razor phone from Cingular.
That thing looks pretty sweet.Comment
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Pretty gay.Originally posted by RyuLion
The new Mustang of course!
Seriously.
You get a pez dispenser and that is now a maybe.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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It just came out.Originally posted by WEG Cory
I want the new motorola Razor phone from Cingular.
That thing looks pretty sweet.
I am giving you hair. you will thank me later.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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Mrs. clause has a few. She is a nasty little slut.Originally posted by AdultNex
A glass dildo. Must be at least 8" long. Preferably dark-colored. Must imitate a black cock.
I will bring one of her old ones for you.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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that is really practical. I will change the weather for you.Originally posted by Tala
Snow. Thank you.
you get nothing.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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Waitaminute. I couldn't quite hear the sarcasm. Would you be so kind as to put tags around it so that I can get it? thanks.Originally posted by Santa_Clause
that is really practical. I will change the weather for you.
you get nothing.Comment
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Can I get a some girl-on-girl porn with some really cheap liqour? I've been really good all year
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i will throw me spinning you round and round in for freeOriginally posted by Kimmykim
I'd like to sit on Santa's lap!http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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the rates have not changed since last year.Originally posted by MrIzzz
i want to bang you like a dirty elf
i stopped the whole "volunteer" thing after the dot com crashhttp://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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santa just got an erection.Originally posted by myjah
Can I get a some girl-on-girl porn with some really cheap liqour? I've been really good all year
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i will just drive the sleigh into ikea during the busiest shopping time of the year.Originally posted by Elli
I want a new couch
right.
you get my penis.
best I can do.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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You can stop here last and we can enjoy all the cheap liqour and lesbian porn you can standOriginally posted by Santa_Clause
santa just got an erection.
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Santa left it for me..i got it 2 days agoOriginally posted by WEG Cory
I want the new motorola Razor phone from Cingular.
That thing looks pretty sweet.Comment
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I am still on probation. I can't carry alcohol or 8-balls in the sleigh anymore.Originally posted by thePelican
more beer
they have mad checkpoints on christmas eve.
white man always trying to keep a santa down.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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or I will just come to your place first. I really don't care if a bunch of little bastards get presents.Originally posted by myjah
You can stop here last and we can enjoy all the cheap liqour and lesbian porn you can stand
I would rather get laid by hot ass.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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Hmmm... What to ask for... hmmm... I can't decide, do you have any ideas, Santa? I have been real bad this year...
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Originally posted by Santa_Clause
i will just drive the sleigh into ikea during the busiest shopping time of the year.
right.
you get my penis.
best I can do.
hahah BUSTED I know who Santa is!
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i am giving you my penis and a good spanking for impersonating a santa.Originally posted by Vanilla
Hmmm... What to ask for... hmmm... I can't decide, do you have any ideas, Santa? I have been real bad this year...
the fine is double during the holiday times.
evidence
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I like the way you think. On your way over, please pick up some batteries, the KJ Jelly what warms up, and some Marlboro Lights.Originally posted by Santa_Clause
or I will just come to your place first. I really don't care if a bunch of little bastards get presents.
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ok. lets see. how many laptops have been asked for in this thread?Originally posted by fuzebox
New laptop, thanks.
how many have I given out?
I will send you Talas snow.http://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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ohhhh I have been such a naughty little girl, Santa! Spank me, Spank me... Harder Damnit!!Originally posted by Santa_Clause
i am giving you my penis and a good spanking for impersonating a santa.
the fine is double during the holiday times.
evidence
I have been such a bad, bad girl!!!
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it is christmas time.Originally posted by myjah
I like the way you think. On your way over, please pick up some batteries, the KJ Jelly what warms up, and some Marlboro Lights.
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What's KJ Jelly??Originally posted by myjah
I like the way you think. On your way over, please pick up some batteries, the KJ Jelly what warms up, and some Marlboro Lights.
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hahaOriginally posted by Vanilla
What's KJ Jelly??
It's santa's special brand
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just make sure your chimney is clean this year. management requires i wear that outfit that makes me look fat and your chimney was a bitch last year.Originally posted by Vanilla
ohhhh I have been such a naughty little girl, Santa! Spank me, Spank me... Harder Damnit!!
I have been such a bad, bad girl!!!
but worth ithttp://www.claus.com/village.phpComment
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You know I don't have a chimney, Santa... How dare you!! Have you been seeing other naughty little girls on the side??Originally posted by Santa_Clause
just make sure your chimney is clean this year. management requires i wear that outfit that makes me look fat and your chimney was a bitch last year.
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Ok, if you insist. Probably wouldn't hurt to grab a cigar as well.Originally posted by Santa_Clause
it is christmas time.
lets smoke reds
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ok. i am even going to do the dance clubs you go to a favor and throw in some rythm for you no additional chargeOriginally posted by Soul_Rebel
new shoes
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i will have something on me for you to smoke. dont worry about the cigarOriginally posted by myjah
Ok, if you insist. Probably wouldn't hurt to grab a cigar as well.
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you get to make out with meOriginally posted by RRRED
I would like Mr. Izzz to be my housekeeper for a day...
he can watch
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