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  • Santa_Clause
    Registered User
    • Dec 2004
    • 41

    #1

    Ok. What do you fuckers want? I will tell you if you have been good or bad.

    lets hear it. I do not have all day for this.
    http://www.claus.com/village.php
  • RyuLion
    • Mar 2003
    • 32371

    #2
    The new Mustang of course!

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    • Cory W
      Deeply shallow
      • Jan 2004
      • 9133

      #3
      I want the new motorola Razor phone from Cingular.

      That thing looks pretty sweet.
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      • Scott McD
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 67792

        #4
        A Real Doll.



        Thanks...


        I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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        • AdultNex
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 8985

          #5
          A glass dildo. Must be at least 8" long. Preferably dark-colored. Must imitate a black cock.

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          • Santa_Clause
            Registered User
            • Dec 2004
            • 41

            #6
            Originally posted by RyuLion
            The new Mustang of course!
            Pretty gay.

            Seriously.

            You get a pez dispenser and that is now a maybe.
            http://www.claus.com/village.php

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            • Santa_Clause
              Registered User
              • Dec 2004
              • 41

              #7
              Originally posted by WEG Cory
              I want the new motorola Razor phone from Cingular.

              That thing looks pretty sweet.
              It just came out.

              I am giving you hair. you will thank me later.
              http://www.claus.com/village.php

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              • Tala
                Fucked if I know
                • Dec 2002
                • 23368

                #8
                Snow. Thank you.

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                • Santa_Clause
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 41

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AdultNex
                  A glass dildo. Must be at least 8" long. Preferably dark-colored. Must imitate a black cock.
                  Mrs. clause has a few. She is a nasty little slut.

                  I will bring one of her old ones for you.
                  http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                  • SFBU
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 494

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                    It just came out.

                    I am giving you hair. you will thank me later.
                    Your bald...where is the hair going to come from?

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                    • Santa_Clause
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 41

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tala
                      Snow. Thank you.
                      that is really practical. I will change the weather for you.

                      you get nothing.
                      http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                      • Dildozer
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 7519

                        #12
                        a Dell x50v
                        Spam link here

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          Penis reduction surgery

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                          • Kimmykim
                            bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 16015

                            #14
                            I'd like to sit on Santa's lap!

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                            • Tala
                              Fucked if I know
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 23368

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                              that is really practical. I will change the weather for you.

                              you get nothing.
                              Waitaminute. I couldn't quite hear the sarcasm. Would you be so kind as to put tags around it so that I can get it? thanks.

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                              • MrIzzz
                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22923

                                #16
                                i want to bang you like a dirty elf


                                WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                • myjah
                                  Back in the harbor
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 11482

                                  #17
                                  Can I get a some girl-on-girl porn with some really cheap liqour? I've been really good all year
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                                  • Santa_Clause
                                    Registered User
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 41

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dildozer
                                    a Dell x50v
                                    no
                                    http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                    • Head
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 8278

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by spunky
                                      Penis reduction surgery

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                                      • Santa_Clause
                                        Registered User
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 41

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                        I'd like to sit on Santa's lap!
                                        i will throw me spinning you round and round in for free
                                        http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                        • Santa_Clause
                                          Registered User
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 41

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                          i want to bang you like a dirty elf
                                          the rates have not changed since last year.

                                          i stopped the whole "volunteer" thing after the dot com crash
                                          http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                          • Elli
                                            Reach for those stars!
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 17991

                                            #22
                                            I want a new couch
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                                            • Santa_Clause
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 41

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by myjah
                                              Can I get a some girl-on-girl porn with some really cheap liqour? I've been really good all year
                                              santa just got an erection.
                                              http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                              • thePelican
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 663

                                                #24
                                                more beer

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                                                • Santa_Clause
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 41

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                  I want a new couch
                                                  i will just drive the sleigh into ikea during the busiest shopping time of the year.

                                                  right.

                                                  you get my penis.

                                                  best I can do.
                                                  http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                  • reynold
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 51271

                                                    #26
                                                    i want a new laptop and sneaker.

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                                                    • myjah
                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 11482

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                                                      santa just got an erection.
                                                      You can stop here last and we can enjoy all the cheap liqour and lesbian porn you can stand
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                                                      • makefuckingmoney
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 3277

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                        I want the new motorola Razor phone from Cingular.

                                                        That thing looks pretty sweet.
                                                        Santa left it for me..i got it 2 days ago

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                                                        • Santa_Clause
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 41

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by thePelican
                                                          more beer
                                                          I am still on probation. I can't carry alcohol or 8-balls in the sleigh anymore.

                                                          they have mad checkpoints on christmas eve.

                                                          white man always trying to keep a santa down.
                                                          http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                          • Santa_Clause
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 41

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by myjah
                                                            You can stop here last and we can enjoy all the cheap liqour and lesbian porn you can stand
                                                            or I will just come to your place first. I really don't care if a bunch of little bastards get presents.

                                                            I would rather get laid by hot ass.
                                                            http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                            • Vanilla
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 8097

                                                              #31
                                                              Hmmm... What to ask for... hmmm... I can't decide, do you have any ideas, Santa? I have been real bad this year...
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                                                              • fuzebox
                                                                making it rain
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 22363

                                                                #32
                                                                New laptop, thanks.

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                                                                • Elli
                                                                  Reach for those stars!
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 17991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                                                                  i will just drive the sleigh into ikea during the busiest shopping time of the year.

                                                                  right.

                                                                  you get my penis.

                                                                  best I can do.

                                                                  hahah BUSTED I know who Santa is!
                                                                  email: [email protected]

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                                                                  • Santa_Clause
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                    • 41

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Vanilla
                                                                    Hmmm... What to ask for... hmmm... I can't decide, do you have any ideas, Santa? I have been real bad this year...
                                                                    i am giving you my penis and a good spanking for impersonating a santa.

                                                                    the fine is double during the holiday times.

                                                                    evidence

                                                                    http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                                    • myjah
                                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 11482

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                                                                      or I will just come to your place first. I really don't care if a bunch of little bastards get presents.

                                                                      I would rather get laid by hot ass.
                                                                      I like the way you think. On your way over, please pick up some batteries, the KJ Jelly what warms up, and some Marlboro Lights.
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                                                                      • Santa_Clause
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 41

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                        New laptop, thanks.
                                                                        ok. lets see. how many laptops have been asked for in this thread?

                                                                        how many have I given out?

                                                                        I will send you Talas snow.
                                                                        http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                                        • Vanilla
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 8097

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                                                                          i am giving you my penis and a good spanking for impersonating a santa.

                                                                          the fine is double during the holiday times.

                                                                          evidence

                                                                          ohhhh I have been such a naughty little girl, Santa! Spank me, Spank me... Harder Damnit!! I have been such a bad, bad girl!!!
                                                                          Kisses, Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                          • Santa_Clause
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 41

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by myjah
                                                                            I like the way you think. On your way over, please pick up some batteries, the KJ Jelly what warms up, and some Marlboro Lights.
                                                                            it is christmas time.

                                                                            lets smoke reds
                                                                            http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                                            • Vanilla
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 8097

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by myjah
                                                                              I like the way you think. On your way over, please pick up some batteries, the KJ Jelly what warms up, and some Marlboro Lights.
                                                                              What's KJ Jelly??
                                                                              Kisses, Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                              • myjah
                                                                                Back in the harbor
                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 11482

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Vanilla
                                                                                What's KJ Jelly??
                                                                                haha It's santa's special brand
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                                                                                • Santa_Clause
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 41

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Vanilla
                                                                                  ohhhh I have been such a naughty little girl, Santa! Spank me, Spank me... Harder Damnit!! I have been such a bad, bad girl!!!
                                                                                  just make sure your chimney is clean this year. management requires i wear that outfit that makes me look fat and your chimney was a bitch last year.

                                                                                  but worth it
                                                                                  http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                                                  • Theo
                                                                                    HAL 9000
                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                    • 34515

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    new shoes

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                                                                                    • Vanilla
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 8097

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                                                                                      just make sure your chimney is clean this year. management requires i wear that outfit that makes me look fat and your chimney was a bitch last year.

                                                                                      but worth it
                                                                                      You know I don't have a chimney, Santa... How dare you!! Have you been seeing other naughty little girls on the side??
                                                                                      Kisses, Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                                      • Funky Bastard
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                        • 2544

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I want 2 hot blonde twins 18 years old dumb ass a box of rocks?

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                                                                                        • myjah
                                                                                          Back in the harbor
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 11482

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Santa_Clause
                                                                                          it is christmas time.

                                                                                          lets smoke reds
                                                                                          Ok, if you insist. Probably wouldn't hurt to grab a cigar as well.
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                                                                                          • Santa_Clause
                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                            • 41

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                                                            new shoes
                                                                                            ok. i am even going to do the dance clubs you go to a favor and throw in some rythm for you no additional charge
                                                                                            http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                                                            • Santa_Clause
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 41

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by myjah
                                                                                              Ok, if you insist. Probably wouldn't hurt to grab a cigar as well.
                                                                                              i will have something on me for you to smoke. dont worry about the cigar
                                                                                              http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                                                              • RRRED
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 6754

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I would like Mr. Izzz to be my housekeeper for a day...

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                                                                                                • Santa_Clause
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 41

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                                                  I would like Mr. Izzz to be my housekeeper for a day...
                                                                                                  you get to make out with me

                                                                                                  he can watch

                                                                                                  that would turn me on
                                                                                                  http://www.claus.com/village.php

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                                                                                                  • Stewie
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                    • 3670

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Can I get some more lingerie and fetish accessory packs for the Vanilla DeVille Action Wife that you brought me a few years ago (the one with the hand-job grip and realistic deep-throat action)?

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