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  • pornpf69
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    #4601
    Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

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      #4602
      Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

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        #4603
        Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

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          #4604
          Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

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            #4605
            Morpheus : I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it

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            • pornpf69
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              #4606
              Jack: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

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              • pornpf69
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                #4607
                Will: Where's Elizabeth? Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

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                  #4608
                  Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.

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                    #4609
                    Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

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                      #4610
                      Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

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                      • pornpf69
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                        #4611
                        Jack: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

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                          #4612
                          Will: We're going to steal a ship? That ship? Jack: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

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                            #4613
                            Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

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                              #4614
                              Peter: Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

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                              • pornpf69
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                                #4615
                                Uncle Ben: With great power, comes great responsibility.

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                                  #4616
                                  Peter: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.

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                                    #4617
                                    Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.

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                                      #4618
                                      Peter: Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.

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                                        #4619
                                        Ring Announcer: What's your name kid? Peter: The Human Spider." Ring Announcer: That's it? The Human Spider? That's the best you've got? Peter: Yeah. Ring Announcer: Well that sucks.

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                                          #4620
                                          Green Goblin: We are who we choose to be... now, CHOOSE.

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                                            #4621
                                            J. Jonah Jameson: Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name "Green Goblin." I want a quarter every time someone says it.

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                                              #4622
                                              Stan: Bad guy can't win. It's a morality tale. One way or the other - he's gotta go down.

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                                                #4623
                                                Gabriel: Well...life is stranger than fiction sometimes.

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                                                  #4624
                                                  Ginger: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize - he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond. But you know what its all a facade. All his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys. He is a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants and then disappears. You don't find him - he finds you.

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                                                    #4625
                                                    Gabriel: Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.

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                                                      #4626
                                                      Gabriel: Oh come on Stan! Not everything ends the way you think it should! Besides, audiences love happy endings.

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                                                        #4627
                                                        The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

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                                                          #4628
                                                          Sarah Connor: How are you supposed to know? Men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...

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                                                            #4629
                                                            John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."

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                                                              #4630
                                                              The Terminator: I'll be back!

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                                                                #4631
                                                                The Terminator: Come with me if you want to live.

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                                                                  #4632
                                                                  John Connor: You just can't go around killing people. The Terminator: Why? John Connor: What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't. The Terminator: Why? John Connor: Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this.

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                                                                  • pornpf69
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                                                                    #4633
                                                                    Jean Grey: Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

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                                                                      #4634
                                                                      Magneto: You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.

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                                                                        #4635
                                                                        Jean Grey: Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home... they marry the good guy.

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                                                                          #4636
                                                                          Mrs. Madeline Drake: This is all my fault. Pyro: Actually they discovered that it's the male who carries the mutant gene and passes it on so, it's his fault.

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                                                                            #4637
                                                                            Nightcrawler: You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hated them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.

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                                                                              #4638
                                                                              Pyro: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news - I'm the worst one.

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                                                                                #4639
                                                                                http://www.quoteworld.org/browse/

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                                                                                  #4640
                                                                                  "California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange."
                                                                                  -- Fred Allen (1894-1956), American commedian, stage and movie actor, radio broadcaster

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                                                                                    #4641
                                                                                    http://funwavs.com/

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                                                                                      #4642
                                                                                      Cameron Poe: I can't allow that.

                                                                                      Johnny Baca: You know what I am?

                                                                                      Cameron Poe: Ugly all day?

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                                                                                        #4643
                                                                                        Cameron Poe: I was just admiring your cage, fits you pretty good.

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                                                                                          #4644
                                                                                          Cameron Poe: Sorry boss, but there are only 2 men I trust. One of them is me, the other's not you.

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                                                                                            #4645
                                                                                            Cyrus Grissom: And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzing over your rotting corpse.

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                                                                                              #4646
                                                                                              Cyrus Grissom: Ladies & Gentleman, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con-Air.

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                                                                                                #4647
                                                                                                Cyrus Grissom: Make a move and the bunny gets it.

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                                                                                                  #4648
                                                                                                  Cyrus Grissom: Welcome to Con-Air.

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                                                                                                    #4649
                                                                                                    Fabieo: It's pretty clever, huh bitch?

                                                                                                    Fabieo: Jesus

                                                                                                    Cyrus Grissom: No, that's clever.

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                                                                                                      #4650
                                                                                                      Fabieo: The skinny little man butchered 30 some people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people makes the manson family look like the partridge family.

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