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  • Titan
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 994

    #1

    Funny Email from Girl Who wants to do Porn (aka cum whore)

    Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.


    Hi,

    Im Claudia, im glad that you contact me, excuse me if it is late but i have some family in visit, uncle and aunt and they dont know that im just a fuckign cum whore, plus those people really care about me because im retard a little, the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average... im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum.. that what i prefer in life, im thrill to maybe have the chance to work for you and be use and abuse all day long i really like it rough i know that will sound strange but i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men. i really enjoy and need that all men tell me that im just a fucking cum whore a walking cum buckett a cum vaccum machine... I REALLY NEED THAT THAT REMIND ME WHAT I AM NOTHIGN ELSE excuse me if im telling you all this but i just want to be sure that you understand my need and see if maybe you can provide me that im real life and feature me to help me be know as one of the biggest cum suckign machine.

    Im sending you some pics of me including a special pic that i made for you.

    Please reply to me and tell me what are you plan for me.

    P.S. im ready to work off cam if you want
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  • PornMD
    Mainstream Businessman
    • Jan 2007
    • 9291

    #2
    So you gonna sign Ms. Retard-a-little? Don't forget to let her know what are you plan for her.
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    • Bored
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      • Feb 2002
      • 1011

      #3
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      • Sebastian Sands
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        • Mar 2005
        • 5223

        #4
        no way?.. lol..

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        • Titan
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          • Jun 2002
          • 994

          #5
          I dunno she has super big boobs so not really our niche. Also it seems kinda unethical to shoot porno with a semi-retard
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          • sicone
            Retired
            • Jan 2004
            • 18453

            #6


            Where are the pics

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            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
              (felis madjewicus)
              • Jul 2006
              • 20368

              #7
              sounds like you could keep her in your basement for the next 20 years raping her and she'd be a-ok...

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              • Forest
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                • Aug 2001
                • 9135

                #8
                pics she sent you or it didnt happen

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                • VikingMan
                  Exploiting human weakness
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 6870

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                  sounds like you could keep her in your basement for the next 20 years raping her and she'd be a-ok...


                  so wrong yet so funny

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                  • Profits of Doom
                    Monster Rain
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 4978

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Titan
                    I dunno she has super big boobs so not really our niche. Also it seems kinda unethical to shoot porno with a semi-retard
                    For the love of god and all that is holy, please POST THE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                    • TidalWave
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                      • Sep 2007
                      • 2706

                      #11
                      post the pics but blur the face or something
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                      • awxm
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 819

                        #12
                        This has got to be a wind-up

                        Oh and post pics
                        .

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                        • Titan
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 994

                          #13
                          Well she wrote me this email and it was kinda wrong probably to post the email, lol. Posting the pics might be going to far. They look like she shot them on a webcam and she included some pics of her holding up signs for me so I'm pretty sure its authentic. Decent looking girl, does look mildly stupid, lol. Boobs are huge, couple pounds over weight. Does have that cum hungry look in her eyes.
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                          • JamesK
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 16731

                            #14
                            how much for her email? I need to get in touch with girls like these. would be great for my sex life
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                            • BlackCrayon
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 19634

                              #15
                              lets seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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                              • BobG
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                                • Nov 2003
                                • 4274

                                #16
                                Dude, have a heart. For christ sake, help the girl out.

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                                • vegasbobby
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                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 402

                                  #17
                                  No Pic???????????????
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                                  • Profits of Doom
                                    Monster Rain
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 4978

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by titan
                                    well she wrote me this email and it was kinda wrong probably to post the email, lol. Posting the pics might be going to far. They look like she shot them on a webcam and she included some pics of her holding up signs for me so i'm pretty sure its authentic. Decent looking girl, does look mildly stupid, lol. Boobs are huge, couple pounds over weight. Does have that cum hungry look in her eyes.
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                                    • zico
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 39

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Titan
                                      Well she wrote me this email and it was kinda wrong probably to post the email, lol. Posting the pics might be going to far.
                                      just blur her face or something
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                                      • VikingMan
                                        Exploiting human weakness
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 6870

                                        #20
                                        What city is she from? Please show the pics with the face blurred out and also hire this girl or send her info to me so I can shoot her. Thank you!
                                        Last edited by VikingMan; 12-10-2009, 05:21 PM.

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                                        • Waddymelon
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2009
                                          • 17349

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Titan
                                          im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum..
                                          She says she's dumb but she has figured out the truth, most other girls havent.

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                                          • Doctor Feelgood
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                                            • Nov 2005
                                            • 2112

                                            #22
                                            what ever happened to slap happy anyways?

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                                            • Loch
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                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 7674

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Titan
                                              I dunno she has super big boobs so not really our niche. Also it seems kinda unethical to shoot porno with a semi-retard
                                              Do you have any idea how many models that would Iliminate?
























                                              ok JK, relax





































                                              not really lol
                                              Last edited by Loch; 12-10-2009, 06:26 PM.

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                                              • NickB.
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                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 8865

                                                #24
                                                I love those kind of emails

                                                We get them for fuckedupfacials all the time as well

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                                                • Libertine
                                                  sex dwarf
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Titan
                                                  Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.
                                                  Do the pics include a sign and timestamp? If not, it might still be a joke.
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                                                  • cykoe6
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                                                    • Apr 2005
                                                    • 4499

                                                    #26
                                                    That girls sounds completely perfect in every way.
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                                                    • zurc-net
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                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 614

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PornMD
                                                      So you gonna sign Ms. Retard-a-little?
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                                                      • Chosen
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 63151

                                                        #28
                                                        Bump for pics

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                                                        • PornMD
                                                          Mainstream Businessman
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 9291

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TidalWave
                                                          post the pics but blur the face or something
                                                          This.
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                                                          • Arnox
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                                                            • Sep 2009
                                                            • 2169

                                                            #30
                                                            Am I the only one who thinks it's slightly wrong to post the email this girl sent you? Sure, she wants to be degraded like the little slut she is, but that included some personal shit man.

                                                            If anyone finds out who this girl is they're going to know she was abused by her dad, that just doesn't sit right with me on so many levels.

                                                            INB4 ''Hrr you need a thick skin to work in adult, you're a mincy little faggot.'' Yeah, whatever - there are lines that just shouldn't be crossed.

                                                            Don't post any pics.
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                                                            • mlove
                                                              the guy
                                                              • Apr 2005
                                                              • 764

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                • 20368

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Titan
                                                                Decent looking girl, does look mildly stupid, lol. Boobs are huge, couple pounds over weight. Does have that cum hungry look in her eyes.
                                                                She could be the next next Barbie Cummings!

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                                                                • BobG
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 4274

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Arnox
                                                                  Am I the only one who thinks it's slightly wrong to post the email this girl sent you? Sure, she wants to be degraded like the little slut she is, but that included some personal shit man.

                                                                  If anyone finds out who this girl is they're going to know she was abused by her dad, that just doesn't sit right with me on so many levels.

                                                                  INB4 ''Hrr you need a thick skin to work in adult, you're a mincy little faggot.'' Yeah, whatever - there are lines that just shouldn't be crossed.

                                                                  Don't post any pics.
                                                                  It's more than slightly wrong, which makes it entirely appropriate that it was posted here on GFY.

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                                                                  • Iron Fist
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                                    • 23400

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Seems kinda unethical.... LOL....

                                                                    You have to be kidding me.
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                                                                    • blonda80
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      there must be a little Einstein hidden in this girl!!!
                                                                      anyway, they doesn`t need to be smart. just don`t make her talk on the camera...
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                                                                      • digitaldivas
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                                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                                        • 4328

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Titan
                                                                        I dunno she has super big boobs so not really our niche. Also it seems kinda unethical to shoot porno with a semi-retard
                                                                        I heart super big boobs
                                                                        ...

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                                                                        • NBBCash Matze
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          seems to be a nice fake mail but the story is funny, really.
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                                                                          • Raf1
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            "the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average"

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                                                                            • D Ghost
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                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 9819

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Lol @ "semi-retard"

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                                                                              • Max_PuZcash
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                funny... but not real I guess

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                                                                                • isokinkee
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    what a tease...where are those pics godamit!


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                                                                                    • Serial Pervert
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                                                                                      • 2666

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Crazy bitch!

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                                                                                      • lagcam
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Its a windup from an ex boyfriend or something. A true semi-retard wouldn't know what a semi-retard was.
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                                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • VikingMan
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                                                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                                                            • 6870

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by lagcam
                                                                                            Its a windup from an ex boyfriend or something. A true semi-retard wouldn't know what a semi-retard was.
                                                                                            unless she grew up being referred to by her parents and peers as "hey retard!"

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                                                                                            • tranza
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                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 57559

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Hahaha...poor girl..
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                                                                                              • CIVMatt
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I just scrolled down for pics and this thread sucks
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                                                                                                • Profits of Doom
                                                                                                  Monster Rain
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 4978

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by cykoe6
                                                                                                  That girls sounds completely perfect in every way.
                                                                                                  I was thinking the exact same thing, marriage material even...
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                                                                                                  • Bossman
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2006
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CIVMatt
                                                                                                    I just scrolled down for pics and this thread sucks
                                                                                                    Me too
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