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Taking applications for my next crush from GFY

12-06-2009, 03:20 PM

Looking for someone new to fall for from GFY

still got my old ones, just looking to add a new one to spice up my life

Things I'm looking for in someone to have a crush on:

1. female or at least be perceived as such by others LOL
2. make my heart thump
3. faith in me
4. willing to accept me paying for trips with you to adult shows
5. willing to share room and bed with me (sex optional)
6. knowing I have a few more months to clear my bankruptcy till I can pay for anything
7. intelligence and ability to grow

there are many past crush references in this business I can provide.

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12-06-2009, 03:24 PM

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12-06-2009, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Looking for someone new to fall for from GFY

still got my old ones, just looking to add a new one to spice up my life

Things I'm looking for in someone to have a crush on:

1. female or at least be perceived as such by others LOL
2. make my heart thump
3. faith in me
4. willing to accept me paying for trips with you to adult shows
5. willing to share room and bed with me (sex optional)
6. knowing I have a few more months to clear my bankruptcy till I can pay for anything
7. intelligence and ability to grow

there are many past crush references in this business I can provide.

Please provide photo of cock.

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12-06-2009, 03:32 PM

I am giving Sleazy a high recomendation on the whole crush thing. He even sent me flowers...twice! The next girl on his hit list is one lucky girl.

And I still wont make a sammich for you Sleazy. Not happenin no means no etc
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12-06-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Please provide photo of cock.

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12-06-2009, 03:35 PM

One thing for sure... it would be exciting to be your crush. As a long time friend it's a blast, I can't imagine being the center of your attention
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12-06-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by iamkathi

One thing for sure... it would be exciting to be your crush. As a long time friend it's a blast, I can't imagine being the center of your attention

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12-06-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Looking for someone new to fall for from GFY

still got my old ones, just looking to add a new one to spice up my life

Things I'm looking for in someone to have a crush on:

1. female or at least be perceived as such by others LOL
2. make my heart thump
3. faith in me
4. willing to accept me paying for trips with you to adult shows
5. willing to share room and bed with me (sex optional)
6. knowing I have a few more months to clear my bankruptcy till I can pay for anything
7. intelligence and ability to grow

there are many past crush references in this business I can provide.

Reference from NaughtyAllie:
He's not the stalker type and has always been a gentleman.
You must enjoy helicopter rides and long walks on the beach.
He definitely knows how to satisfy his crushes.
Take it from me, Sleazy is the best! Any girl should feel honored to be Sleazy's crush!
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12-06-2009, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by rhon23

be careful what you wish for

i'm sure kathi would make me a sandwich........

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12-06-2009, 03:54 PM

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12-06-2009, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

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12-06-2009, 04:42 PM

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how do i become a sheik?

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12-06-2009, 04:44 PM

I promise not to end every sentence with "MUAH!"

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12-06-2009, 05:01 PM

you are getting more desperate by the day
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12-06-2009, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by area51

you are getting more desperate by the day

you don't know me very well or just how desperate I can get!!!!!!!!!!!

this is nothing

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12-06-2009, 07:49 PM

As one who has slept with Sleazy on numerous occasions, I can tell you that he has always been a gentleman and has never touched me without permission.

He has however thrown up rainbow bright colors in my suitcase.
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12-06-2009, 07:53 PM

It's like a blind date. You never know who will show up on this board for you.

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12-06-2009, 07:54 PM

I lost out at 1. Oh well.

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12-06-2009, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

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12-06-2009, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by MarkPrince

So that's why you wanted to borrow my chapstick.

You can keep it, I don't think I'll be needing that back any time soon.
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12-06-2009, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

As one who has slept with Sleazy on numerous occasions, I can tell you that he has always been a gentleman and has never touched me without permission.

He has however thrown up rainbow bright colors in my suitcase.

good times, good times....

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12-07-2009, 08:33 AM

bump

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12-07-2009, 08:47 AM

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12-09-2009, 04:20 AM

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12-09-2009, 04:24 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Looking for someone new to fall for from GFY

7. intelligence and ability to grow

there are many past crush references in this business I can provide.

do you need intelligence to "grow"..?!?!

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12-09-2009, 04:56 AM

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12-09-2009, 05:11 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Sex optional? Forget it!

i separate my fuck toys from crushes sometimes......

makes life easier believe it or not

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12-09-2009, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

1. female or at least be perceived as such by others LOL
2. make my heart thump
3. faith in me
4. willing to accept me paying for trips with you to adult shows
5. willing to share room and bed with me (sex optional)
6. knowing I have a few more months to clear my bankruptcy till I can pay for anything
7. intelligence and ability to grow

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12-09-2009, 12:19 PM

Sleazy was a great stalker. He even let me sleep in his bed a few times and only took some pictures

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12-09-2009, 12:23 PM

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12-09-2009, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Looking for someone new to fall for from GFY

still got my old ones, just looking to add a new one to spice up my life

Things I'm looking for in someone to have a crush on:

1. female or at least be perceived as such by others LOL
2. make my heart thump
3. faith in me
4. willing to accept me paying for trips with you to adult shows
5. willing to share room and bed with me (sex optional)
6. knowing I have a few more months to clear my bankruptcy till I can pay for anything
7. intelligence and ability to grow

there are many past crush references in this business I can provide.

I might be able to work with your terms ; )

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12-09-2009, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by C-Luv

I might be able to work with your terms ; )

see - this thread DID work.........

def an interesting new prospect.......

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12-09-2009, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

5. willing to share room and bed with me (sex optional)
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You have a penis right? Then it's sex MANDATORY.....You're already giving the bitch the upper hand.

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12-09-2009, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by BVF

You have a penis right? Then it's sex MANDATORY.....You're already giving the bitch the upper hand.

hey - if i do great, but if she doesn't want to go but is great to hang around - well that's what god created hookers for...........

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12-09-2009, 06:19 PM

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12-09-2009, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by JD

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post picture please

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12-09-2009, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

hey - if i do great, but if she doesn't want to go but is great to hang around - well that's what god created hookers for...........

Why not wait for a girl who is great to hang around AND fuckin?.......If she isn't fuckin, tell her to beat it........Don't voluntarily put yourself in the "friend zone"..

Trust me on this one......I've been lonely before and what you just typed was a statement of "settlement".....

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12-09-2009, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by BVF

Why not wait for a girl who is great to hang around AND fuckin?.......If she isn't fuckin, tell her to beat it........Don't voluntarily put yourself in the "friend zone"..

Trust me on this one......I've been lonely before and what you just typed was a statement of "settlement".....

I have a girlfriend who I swing with, not really looking for a fuck buddy here but won't turn it down

girls in the industry who actually have a brain and are fun to hang around are HARD to find but fuck buddies are a dime a dozen......

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12-09-2009, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

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12-09-2009, 07:34 PM

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12-09-2009, 07:55 PM

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12-09-2009, 08:02 PM

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It's like a blind date. You never know who will show up on this board for you.

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12-09-2009, 08:02 PM

I want some one to puke rainbow colors in my suit case. Pick me! Pick me!

Wait, I think someone at a show already did that once.

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12-09-2009, 08:08 PM

i would start with a walk down by the river, maybe stop off for some ice cream WITH CHOCOLATE LOL! ... then i don't know just get to know each other and see where it goes ... i am very easy going and low maintenance.
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12-09-2009, 09:30 PM

i love the comments in this thread......

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12-09-2009, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

i love the comments in this thread......

So I have to ask... Did you really blow rainbow chunks in AaronM's suitcase?

If so, that's freakin' hilarious, well, probably not for the person that owned the suitcase but still!

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12-10-2009, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by goldfish

So I have to ask... Did you really blow rainbow chunks in AaronM's suitcase?

If so, that's freakin' hilarious, well, probably not for the person that owned the suitcase but still!

here's the story.

IN LA for a convention...GFY one I think if I remember right - this was more than 5 years ago....

sharing a room with AAronM. I don't usually like staying alone and usually stayed with somone at most conventions I went to.

Went to a party - got there early. Free bar - went to the cute bartender and held out a $100 bill as a tip. Her eyeballs went out of her sockets. I hung onto it when she grabbed it and said their was a condition. She slowly said "w h a t?" and I said that no matter how busy it got later if I snapped my fingers over my head she would drop everything and make my drink and run out and give it to me - just for me- no one else. She smiled and TOTALLY agreed to do that for me.

Later there was like 30+ people in line for drinks - I had drank about 3-4 already (i'm a cheap drunk) and Ken Lawson was in line beside Ron Levi and Ken asked me if he could pick up a drink for me - he was about 6-7 people back in line... I held up my hand and snapped my fingers. The bartender saw - dropped everything and made my drink and ran it out to me in like 10 seconds. Ken asked how'd I do that?, I said I was cuter than him and walked away.

bad thing is she was making me a sweet drink with like 5-6 ounces of booze in it - I had 6 drinks that night - normally my usual over 5-6 hours but with the amount of booze in them which i didn't know I got OUT OF CONTROL drunk.

Back in the room AaronM had gone shopping for new pimp cloths and had them in his suitcase. I had to puke and leaned over the bed - didn't realize the suitcase was there and open and well, guess what.....

I was so hung over the next day I couldn't move out of bed till 6pm.

sorry Aaron

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12-10-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

here's the story.

IN LA for a convention...GFY one I think if I remember right - this was more than 5 years ago....

sharing a room with AAronM. I don't usually like staying alone and usually stayed with somone at most conventions I went to.

Went to a party - got there early. Free bar - went to the cute bartender and held out a $100 bill as a tip. Her eyeballs went out of her sockets. I hung onto it when she grabbed it and said their was a condition. She slowly said "w h a t?" and I said that no matter how busy it got later if I snapped my fingers over my head she would drop everything and make my drink and run out and give it to me - just for me- no one else. She smiled and TOTALLY agreed to do that for me.

Later there was like 30+ people in line for drinks - I had drank about 3-4 already (i'm a cheap drunk) and Ken Lawson was in line beside Ron Levi and Ken asked me if he could pick up a drink for me - he was about 6-7 people back in line... I held up my hand and snapped my fingers. The bartender saw - dropped everything and made my drink and ran it out to me in like 10 seconds. Ken asked how'd I do that?, I said I was cuter than him and walked away.

bad thing is she was making me a sweet drink with like 5-6 ounces of booze in it - I had 6 drinks that night - normally my usual over 5-6 hours but with the amount of booze in them which i didn't know I got OUT OF CONTROL drunk.

Back in the room AaronM had gone shopping for new pimp cloths and had them in his suitcase. I had to puke and leaned over the bed - didn't realize the suitcase was there and open and well, guess what.....

I was so hung over the next day I couldn't move out of bed till 6pm.

sorry Aaron

I would have loved to see the fces of those ppl standing in line!

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12-10-2009, 01:41 PM

$100 for a story like that? Priceless. lol
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12-10-2009, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by BradM

$100 for a story like that? Priceless. lol

no kidding... I've tipped a lot more than that on high end dinners but what did I get for it - sweet fuck all....

it's a good point to THINK about where and how you spend you money - that $100 on one person meant a LOT to that bartender and what I got OUT of it was ENORMOUS!, but a $100 tip on a $1000 dinner means shit to a waiter in a high end restaurant....

the $100 is the same....

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