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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    Are my standards too high? True story

    I had just arrived at Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix. My first time there, so I was looking around, adjusting to the light, seeing who was there that I knew, that kind of thing.

    I was there about 5 minutes before this big blonde, with huge fake tits comes up and introduces herself, asks me my name, etc. Since it was an industry event I figured she was content and was with us, so I engage in small talk with her, when all of a sudden she asks if I would like her to dance for me.

    Now, if she was with us I would have continued the conversation, but to be honest, I was insulted. I mean, do I look like the type of guy that would want some chick that could possibly kick my ass dancing for me? Or sitting on my lap?

    Fuck no!

    I don't remember who was standing by me, but even he said that she was kind of intimidating.

    I don't spend a lot of time in strip clubs any more, so maybe there are some signals or signs I need to learn so I don't attract amazons.

    Any tips?
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
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    • beemk
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      • Jan 2002
      • 20829

      #3
      i always hated strip clubs, and talking to fake ass strippers. but i would go there with my friends sometimes just to drink and hang out. when girls would sit by me and start talking i would just tell them i dont have any money and they would be on their way.
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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by beemk
        . . . i would just tell them i dont have any money and they would be on their way.
        I guess that would be nicer than my, "are you kidding?" comment.

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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
          • 60840

          #5
          take it as a compliment, just means shes convinced you have money. that sean connery/ sam elliot shit works man.


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          • Sly
            Let's do some business!
            • Sep 2004
            • 31380

            #6
            Was it a strip club? Of course she's going to proposition you.
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
              take it as a compliment, just means shes convinced you have money. that sean connery/ sam elliot shit works man.

              Maybe it was the suit

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by Sly
                Was it a strip club? Of course she's going to proposition you.
                Just like us guys have to know what is in and out of our league, strippers should too, and I was out of her league.

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                • Sly
                  Let's do some business!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 31380

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  Just like us guys have to know what is in and out of our league, strippers should too, and I was out of her league.
                  So that explains why I never get hit on!
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                  • azguy
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                    • Nov 2004
                    • 5167

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    I had just arrived at Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix. My first time there, so I was looking around, adjusting to the light, seeing who was there that I knew, that kind of thing.

                    I was there about 5 minutes before this big blonde, with huge fake tits comes up and introduces herself, asks me my name, etc. Since it was an industry event I figured she was content and was with us, so I engage in small talk with her, when all of a sudden she asks if I would like her to dance for me.

                    Now, if she was with us I would have continued the conversation, but to be honest, I was insulted. I mean, do I look like the type of guy that would want some chick that could possibly kick my ass dancing for me? Or sitting on my lap?

                    Fuck no!

                    I don't remember who was standing by me, but even he said that she was kind of intimidating.

                    I don't spend a lot of time in strip clubs any more, so maybe there are some signals or signs I need to learn so I don't attract amazons.

                    Any tips?
                    At Christie's (and probably anywhere else), the guys with the big $$$ catch the good ones for the entire evening and you're left with the monsters.

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sly
                      So that explains why I never get hit on!
                      I think you would have enjoyed the one I did end up with

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by azguy
                        At Christie's (and probably anywhere else), the guys with the big $$$ catch the good ones for the entire evening and you're left with the monsters.
                        Actually Ron (CCBill) hooked me up with a total babe. Told her to stay with me, and she did. She even turned down some other offers, told them she was reserved for me.

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                        • Burridge
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 1186

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                          punk rock girls only

                          a chick without a vinyl collection is a chick without fletch
                          This post is the best thing i've seen on this board for like a month. Congratulations on your taste, mi amigo.
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                          • jukeboxfrank
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 1207

                            #14
                            Did you really think you would not find any strippers in a strip club? I guess every one should just know who and how very
                            important you are.........


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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
                              Did you really think you would not find any strippers in a strip club? I guess every one should just know who and how very
                              important you are.........
                              ESL?

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                              • azguy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 5167

                                #16
                                Originally posted by baddog
                                Actually Ron (CCBill) hooked me up with a total babe. Told her to stay with me, and she did. She even turned down some other offers, told them she was reserved for me.

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