How to piss off Hare Krishnas

10: Unzip your pants, then wait till they ask if you want to buy
a flower, say yes, take the flower, when they ask for payment,
flash open your coat and run.

9: Tie a string from the end of that ugly little pony tail they
all have to the truck that carries the luggage.

8: Ask him to explain the workings of his god, and then walk him
into the men's bathroom while he's blabbering and leave him
there.

7: Light off some smoke bombs and steal all their flowers, or
better yet their money.

6: Ask him if he's ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

5: Wait till he asks if you want to buy a flower, then say:
"Why, yeth, I thertainly would... How bout I buy one and give
it to you, ya sexy little guy!"

4: Find one in a stall in the bathroom, and knock on a door saying:
"Hello, sir, my name is Washington, and I'm a Jehovah's witness,
would you like to hear about..."

3: Put his pony tail in the escalator railing.

2: Ask him if he wants his head shined.

1: Walk up to one and say "Hey, you wanna buy a used car? I know
cars, I'm a car guy, I got cars, you know I got cars...."