she needs a transplant, and I decided to give her one of mine.
I will do it as an act of love for my angel.
I will do it as an act of love for my angel.
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hope you die in the process -
Hopefully you are not a heavy drinker
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That's great and I hope the transplant goes wellComment
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R.I.P Moron!!! You only have one liver and you need it. It is the kidneys you have an extra one ofSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Originally posted by aceman
hope you die in the process
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Originally posted by aceman
hope you die in the process
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fuck off trollOriginally posted by mindoza
R.I.P Moron!!! You only have one liver and you need it.Comment
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wowOriginally posted by aceman
hope you die in the processI don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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the way all the people do ?Originally posted by candyflip
How'd you get two livers?
go educate yorself.Comment
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It hurts when a suposed Troll points out your total stupidity!!!!Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
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lolComment
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Originally posted by aceman
hope you die in the process
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I love offal. Have you ever tasted it? It is nice with pureed potatoesComment
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LOL...you only have one liver dumbass
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hope it wil go well the transplant ...
best of luck to you and your girlfriend
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OP, you're my hero - every day another funny idea. Who actually got your brain? Your last gf?
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thanksOriginally posted by Tania
hope it wil go well the transplant ...
best of luck to you and your girlfriend
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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the way all the people do ?
go educate yorself.
And do you have any clue what continent your ONE liver is in?Comment
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your mom - she sucked it out of my dickOriginally posted by maxxxxx
Who actually got your brain? Your last gf?
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I sale short livers.Comment
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No. Recipes?Originally posted by hilly
I love offal. Have you ever tasted it? It is nice with pureed potatoesUnvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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Thats just wrong to joke with that kind of thing... and no, it's not funny.
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Preparation time less than 30 mins
Cooking time less than 10 mins
Ingredients
30g/1oz butter
110g/4oz oracle porn liver, chopped
55ml/2fl oz double cream
30ml/1fl oz brandy
1 tbsp fresh chives, chopped
salt
freshly ground black pepper
Method
1. Melt the butter in a small frying pan.
2. Add the liver and sauté for two minutes.
3. Add the cream and brandy and heat for a further two minutes.
4. Remove pan from heat.
5. Season and add the chives, before transferring to a plate for serving.Comment
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That's right. We'll be enjoying his liver with fava beans and a nice chiati.Originally posted by xlogger
Looks like she is trying to kill him off!! She got a new man!!
Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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Of course he is - as alwaysOriginally posted by xlogger
Dude are you serious about this?
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All should go well, it seems you are familiar with transplant process. I believe you have already donated one of your brains.Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
she needs a transplant, and I decided to give her one of mine.
I will do it as an act of love for my angel.
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you only got 1 liver
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yes. i think i'm gonna marry her too.Originally posted by xlogger
Dude are you serious about this?
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oh shit, that is bad lolOriginally posted by xlogger
Damn thats COLD!
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I did say thisOriginally posted by Meta Ridley
All should go well, it seems you are familiar with transplant process. I believe you have already donated one of your brains.
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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the way all the people do ?
go educate yorself.
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Originally posted by maxxxxx
I did say this
You expect me to read this whole thread?
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This has just started, you should have seen the other ones from OPOriginally posted by Meta Ridley
You expect me to read this whole thread?
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keep going .. this is really classic GFY,
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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
yes. i think i'm gonna marry her too.
dont do it!!
read this site first : http://www.nomarriage.com/Comment
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hahaha.. fuckin oracle is so stupid... this thread has to be top donkey thread of the year
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Funny you should say that. I wasted time in college getting a BS in Biology.Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
the way all the people do ?
go educate yorself.
You've only got one liver man. Sorry to break the bad news to ya.Comment
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Nonsense! OP has two, he told me...Originally posted by candyflip
Funny you should say that. I wasted time in college getting a BS in Biology.
You've only got one liver man. Sorry to break the bad news to ya.
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"The liver cut to half its size has the ability to grow back to nearly 85 per cent of its original capability in 2-3 weeks' time," said Dr. K.C. Tan, Consultant Surgeon/Director at the Gleneagles Medical Centre, Singapore. Dr. Tan should know best. He has till date performed over 500 liver transplantation surgeries of which 80 have been live donor liver transplantation surgeries. His first live donor liver transplantation surgery was done way back in 1993.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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your wrongOriginally posted by candyflip
You've only got one liver man. Sorry to break the bad news to ya.Comment
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Originally posted by Jamdin
That's great and I hope the transplant goes wellComment
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Ha Ha!
I get it now.
"im giving one of my livers to my girlfriend"
Ha ha, youve only got 1, right?Comment
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i never laughed so hard at a thread before!
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