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Your layout is important, and a good layout ensures the surfer sees your adverts and that your adverts stand out.Comment
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Rebecca Lee Crumpler
1864 --- 1st black woman to receive an M.D. degree in the US. She graduated from the New England Female Medical College.
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- A perfect layout would have every thumb bordering a high impact advert. As a minimum, no matter where the surfer is on your gallery page they should be able to see an advert and a place to click.Comment
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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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Mary Walker
1865 --- 1st (and only) woman to receive the US Medal of Honor. She was a Civil War surgeon. Her medal was rescinded in 1916, however, when the Army purged its files to cut down on what they thought were "unwarranted" issues. It wasn't re-instated until 1976.Comment
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- Every gallery should start with a heading and finish with somewhere to click, so leave space at the top and bottom.Comment
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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.
The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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- The top left is a good place for an advert and the bottom right is also a good place for an advert. The top left is often where they look first, and the bottom right is where they look last.Comment
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Originally posted by XxXotic
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home.Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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- Go to a gallery that is more than one page long. Work your way through the gallery and while you are reading/looking take a note of where your mousepointer is. Most of you will notice your mouse pointer is on the right side near the scroll bar. That is a great place to have links because believe it or not the surfer is more likely to click a link closer to their mouse pointer resting location.Comment
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David Glasgow Farragut
1866 --- 1st Admiral in US Navy.Comment
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- Don't scatter your thumbs too much. Only have max of 3-4 blocks where you place groups of thumbnails. Also make sure your thumbnails are not all oddsized. Having 15 thumbs of all different shapes and sizes won't really affect your conversions too much, but will result in you being listed less.Comment
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What is a 6.9?
A 69 interupted by a period.Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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Not trueOriginally posted by pornpf69
[BThe top left is often where they look first, and the bottom right is where they look last. [/B]Comment
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A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.
The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?''
Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear:
''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fartOxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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Frank, Simeon, and William
1866 --- Committed the first US train robbery. On October 6, 1866, the Reno brothers boarded an eastbound train in Indiana wearing masks and toting guns. After emptying one safe and tossing the other out the window, the robbers jumped off the train and made an easy getaway.Comment
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- Try to layout your page so that when you step back and look at it, it doesn't just look like one massive advert. The advertising should be catchy and dominant, but having 3/4 of the page filled with adverts is going to kill your chance of being listed.Comment
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Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
You didn't?! It's all over town!Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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- 3-4 advertising spots maximum. Any less makes it almost imposible to get a good ctr, and any more means you get listed less.Comment
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GooddayOriginally posted by XxXotic
What is a 6.9?
A 69 interupted by a period.
haven't seen you in a contest in awhile
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why do you say that?Originally posted by Thumbler
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What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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Sir John Alexander McDonald
1867 --- 1st Prime Minister of Canada.Comment
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just upping the PC a smidgeOriginally posted by coolone
Goodday
haven't seen you in a contest in awhile
whats shakin bud
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Now what sort of adverts to have? As a general rule you don't want it to be all graphical (although many would disagree with me), and you don't want nothing but line after line of text. You definitely need something on the page that catches the eye, and that can be either a very high impact text advert, or an incredible looking piece of ass.Comment
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Lucy Hobbs Taylor
1867 --- 1st woman in the US to become a certified dentist. She graduated from the Ohio College of Dental Surgery.Comment
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- Use Hook Text. Hook text is the short and catchy text link that grabs their attention. If you have a paragraph of promo text you should always include a good one line 'Hook' phrase. Something short, bold, and punchy. To get them reading more of your advert always employ your hook text!Comment
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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Ebenezer D. Bassett
1869 ---1st Black U.S. diplomat, minister-resident to Haiti.Comment
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- Eye contact gets clicks on your picture adverts.Comment
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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- Header - your heading sets the tone for the rest of the gallery. A good method to employ is to have a good bold line of high impact text above your first row of thumbs. On a 56k modem the text will load instantly, and the surfer will have to look at the text for the 5 seconds the thumbs take to load. That will force him to view the gallery in the context you want him to. You can preprogram his interpretation of what he sees in your content.Comment
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Jefferson Long
1870 --- 1st black elected to U.S. House of Representatives, Georgia.Comment
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- Footer - At the bottom a simple bold text link or flashing gif text link with "Click here for instant access!" always pulls good clicks. You can experiment but remember to use a 'call to action' phrase like 'click here!'Comment
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A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil offers to personally escort the man around so he can choose the section of hell he would like to be in. The first section has everybody being burned constantly and getting a glass of water every 7 hours. The second section has everybody working hard and getting a glass of water every three hours. The last section has everybody kneedeep in crap.
"Well, this doesn't look too bad -- and it beats being burned or working. I'll take the crap."
"Okay," says the devil. "Everybody back on their heads."Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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- Don't waffle. Don't explain the world to them, just get their interest up and try to summarise more than elobarate. TGP surfers will not dig through a long paragraph of promo text on a tgp page. They will click through if you get their interest and they want to see more.Comment
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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Not much, just upping my post count too and trying making some extra weed moneyOriginally posted by XxXotic
just upping the PC a smidge whats shakin bud
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