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  • buddyjuf
    • Sep 2026

    #1

    Joke (a little racist)

    sorry if this offends anybody, that is entirely not my intentions
    I found this to be quite amusing, hope you guys will enjoy it to!



    When the first grade class came in from recess, The teacher asked, "Alice Smith, what did you do at recess?"

    Alice said, "I played in the sand box."

    The teacher said, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

    Alice did, and got a cookie.

    The teacher asked Billy what he did at recess. Billy Johnson said, "I played with Alice in sand box."

    The teacher said, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

    Billy did, and got a cookie, too.

    The teacher then asked Little Tyrone Kabali what he did at recess. Tyrone said, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."

    The teacher said, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
  • Warden
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    • Nov 2002
    • 2906

    #2
    Oh snap that was bad.
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    • Platinumpimp
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      • Jan 2004
      • 10214

      #3


      Evil teacher
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      • wes
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        • Apr 2002
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        #4

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        • r3ap3r
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          #5
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          • flipGee
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            • Dec 2004
            • 273

            #6
            Classic joke !

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            • Abyss_Vee
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              • Sep 2003
              • 5208

              #7

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              • Paraskass
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                • May 2002
                • 5829

                #8


                get it.

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                • kmanrox
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                  • Oct 2001
                  • 29295

                  #9
                  ahahaha
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                  • jwerd
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 1953

                    #10
                    That teachers fucked up, loll
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                    • kowntafit
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4667

                      #11


                      That is pretty fucking funny.

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                      • BradM
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        And asking him to spell "rocks" would have allowed him to get a cookie? This joke is obviously full on racist!!

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                        • rannor080
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 129

                          #13

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                          • WereOnYourSide
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                            • Nov 2004
                            • 30

                            #14
                            LMAO
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                            • sean416
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                              • Feb 2004
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                              #15
                              haha, poor kid

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                              • reynold
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                                • Oct 2002
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                                #16
                                i can't stop laughing to this one

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                                • woj
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                                  • Screaming
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                                    • Feb 2004
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                                    #18
                                    damn that was pretty bad but still got a giggle out of it

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                                    • Icon
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                                      • Nov 2004
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                                      #19
                                      nice...

                                      I know a little racist joke too...


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                                      • kaliboy2g
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                                        • Jun 2004
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                                        #20
                                        hahahahahaha
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                                        • Twe Russ
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                                          • Jan 2003
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                                          #21
                                          haha thats fuckin bad.

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                                          • tony299
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                                            • Aug 2002
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                                            #22
                                            not that funny as far as jokes go

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                                            • Kalifornia
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                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 734

                                              #23
                                              not funnty at all

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                                              • Young
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                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 10468

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                sorry if this offends anybody, that is entirely not my intentions
                                                I found this to be quite amusing, hope you guys will enjoy it to!



                                                When the first grade class came in from recess, The teacher asked, "Alice Smith, what did you do at recess?"

                                                Alice said, "I played in the sand box."

                                                The teacher said, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

                                                Alice did, and got a cookie.

                                                The teacher asked Billy what he did at recess. Billy Johnson said, "I played with Alice in sand box."

                                                The teacher said, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

                                                Billy did, and got a cookie, too.

                                                The teacher then asked Little Tyrone Kabali what he did at recess. Tyrone said, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."

                                                The teacher said, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
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                                                • Project-Shadow
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                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 7340

                                                  #25
                                                  Nice one.

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                                                  • xNetworx
                                                    So Fucking What
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 14445

                                                    #26
                                                    Thats not a little racist... this is... (note* I'm not racist... in fact one of my best buddies is Black) He even laughed at this one...

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