I am the father of Vanilla's unborn baby.

**boner 2.0** · 12-15-2004, 10:39 AM

**Jman** · 12-15-2004, 10:39 AM

ROFLMAO, best thread title of the year

**davethetruth** · 12-15-2004, 10:40 AM

lol

"I take care of my kids!"

**Stewie** · 12-15-2004, 10:41 AM

YOU BASTARD!!!

Vanilla too??? What about OUR love child??

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by Stewie
YOU BASTARD!!! Vanilla too??? What about OUR love child??

Mail is running slow.

I told you I sent the check.

Stop telling Zimm and Jordan to garnish my wages.

The kid has new shoes coming, I promise.

**JUSTB** · 12-15-2004, 10:44 AM

Damn it Cory!!!!!!!! She's not ready for retirement yet!!!!!!!!! Not even for 9 months. You're going to have to go on cam now!

**WiredGuy** · 12-15-2004, 10:44 AM

That lightspeed dog biting you is gonna be the least of your concerns

WG

**Stewie** · 12-15-2004, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by WEG Cory
Mail is running slow.

I told you I sent the check.

Stop telling Zimm and Jordan to garnish my wages.

The kid has new shoes coming, I promise.

You can't buy shoes with tortilla chips!!

**Vanilla DeVille** · 12-15-2004, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I feel honesty is the best policy.

Stewie, I am sorry. Sometime we can go out and eat some chips and talk this over.

I know a place that serves a lot of chips.

OMG... Cory, this was supposed to be kept quiet until the Internext! Now what are we going to do???

**BuckLover** · 12-15-2004, 10:46 AM

Nice thread!

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by JUSTB
Damn it Cory!!!!!!!! She's not ready for retirement yet!!!!!!!!! Not even for 9 months. You're going to have to go on cam now!

This does not change things between us. Well, except you are going to have to start paying for our dates.

My income is becoming more and more tied up these days.

**GiantGnome** · 12-15-2004, 10:49 AM

Maybe Vanillas next baby will look better than the last one.

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla
OMG... Cory, this was supposed to be kept quiet until the Internext! Now what are we going to do???

I just feel being up front with GFY is the best way to go. I would rather put it out there than have people figure it out.

Plus, it makes the baby shower a larger success.

**Gabriel** · 12-15-2004, 10:51 AM

Cory's hopes of making it in the NBA are evolving somewhat inverted.

**Vanilla DeVille** · 12-15-2004, 10:55 AM

I just heard from the doctor this morning, Cory... you better start looking at having a second job. He says my sonogram had two heart beats - We're HAVING TWINS!

**The Bootyologist** · 12-15-2004, 10:57 AM

let's hope the babies take after their momma

**Manowar** · 12-15-2004, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla
I just heard from the doctor this morning, Cory... you better start looking at having a second job. He says my sonogram had two heart beats - We're HAVING TWINS!

Congrats

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
let's hope the babies take after their momma

Hahahhaha...

I am right there hoping with you!

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Gabriel
Cory's hopes of making it in the NBA are evolving somewhat inverted.

I thought having babies in multiple states was a part of the NBA regimine?

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla
I just heard from the doctor this morning, Cory... you better start looking at having a second job. He says my sonogram had two heart beats - We're HAVING TWINS!

I just booked a one-way plane ticket to Thailand.

You are having twins! Not me!

**Vanilla DeVille** · 12-15-2004, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I just booked a one-way plane ticket to Thailand.

You are having twins! Not me!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

After everything I have done for you... putting up with your metro-sexual self. Constantly having to hand wash all of your silk *unmentionables*.... Giving up all mirror time to you... and this the thanks I get from my baby's daddy????

**Nader** · 12-15-2004, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome
Maybe Vanillas next baby will look better than the last one.

**Peaches** · 12-15-2004, 11:13 AM

Uh, Cory - try as you might, there's no way anyone's believing you're not gay.......

**Loryn** · 12-15-2004, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by GiantGnome
Maybe Vanillas next baby will look better than the last one.

OMG Stewie I love the hair, it fits you so well!!!

Vanilla looks like Vana White turned 80's hair band groupy!!!

The kid speaks for itself!!!

This thread is too fucking funny!!! Thanks guys I needed a good laugh!!!

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 12:07 PM

Apparently the Lightspeed dog is pregnant now as well.

My wages are really shot now.

Time to start selling my shirts on Ebay.

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Vanilla
HOW DARE YOU!!!! After everything I have done for you... putting up with your metro-sexual self. Constantly having to hand wash all of your silk *unmentionables*.... Giving up all mirror time to you... and this the thanks I get from my baby's daddy????

You knew you were dating a metro from day one.

That is it rolls baby.

**aimeesweet** · 12-15-2004, 12:11 PM

lol...you guys are nuts...

xoxo

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Peaches
Uh, Cory - try as you might, there's no way anyone's believing you're not gay.......

You beat KK to this! LOL

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by aimeesweet
lol...you guys are nuts...

xoxo

I will still spend time with our kids Aimee. I just ned to readjust the schedule.

**sharpx9** · 12-15-2004, 12:21 PM

I'm hungry.

**aimeesweet** · 12-15-2004, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I will still spend time with our kids Aimee. I just ned to readjust the schedule.

Promises, promises...The kids just want to see their daddy for Christmas, is that too much to ask?

**Vanilla DeVille** · 12-15-2004, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by aimeesweet
Promises, promises...The kids just want to see their daddy for Christmas, is that too much to ask?

Amiee, you and I are definitely going to have to do something about this. Cory has planted one too many seeds! Ok... how about your kids get him for Christmas and then my kids get Easter???

**Vanilla DeVille** · 12-15-2004, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory
You knew you were dating a metro from day one.

That is it rolls baby.

I know but when you started modeling all your sexy clothes for me, I just couldn't help myself. A girl can only hold herself back for so long...

**Arousal Design** · 12-15-2004, 02:02 PM

are there any cooler people here than vanilla and stewie? =D

you'd be hardpressed to find them.

**sharpx9** · 12-15-2004, 02:05 PM

wegcash fucked me out of about $300. FUCK YOU CORY.

:D

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Vanilla
Amiee, you and I are definitely going to have to do something about this. Cory has planted one too many seeds! Ok... how about your kids get him for Christmas and then my kids get Easter???

I am changing my name.

**Vanilla DeVille** · 12-15-2004, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I am changing my name.

That's right... Mrs. Cory DeVille does have a nice ring to it!

**aimeesweet** · 12-15-2004, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by Vanilla
Amiee, you and I are definitely going to have to do something about this. Cory has planted one too many seeds! Ok... how about your kids get him for Christmas and then my kids get Easter???

That might work...But what about the summer vacations?

**Platinumpimp** · 12-15-2004, 08:31 PM

**Screaming** · 12-15-2004, 08:33 PM

popcorn anyone?

**r3ap3r** · 12-15-2004, 08:36 PM

**Cory W** · 12-15-2004, 08:41 PM

I just scheduled a vasectomy.

I was just having fun. I did not expect responsibilities.

I already have a puppy.

**JJSLIMM** · 12-15-2004, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I just scheduled a vasectomy.

I was just having fun. I did not expect responsibilities.

I already have a puppy.

Yea will see tomorrow won't we!!!

**Babagirls** · 12-15-2004, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by GiantGnome
Maybe Vanillas next baby will look better than the last one.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

I am the father of Vanilla's unborn baby.

I am the father of Vanilla's unborn baby.

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