I was thinking about America and I have a question...

Maybe my silly little Canadien girl brain can't understand this and someone can explain it to me.

I noticed that 9/11 occurred when George Bush was supposed to be protecting the USA. << Feel asleep I suspect >>

Then I noticed that Osama Bin Farty Pants wasn't responsible for the attack on America. But Sadam was... << Damn general schwarzkopf and George Bush Sr. some how didn't notice he was leader of qaeda >>

If that was NOT enough we were told that Sadam had weapons of mass destruction and that they were biological and chemical based. But my military friends told me that W.M.Ds are nuclear and the others are wepons of mass terror and militarily ineffectual in combat situation....
<< I guess they only teach that in Canadian military schools and Westpoint or the Coast guard >>

Ok, so Iraq is invaded and it should all be over in 6 months to a year. The Iraqi people love america and want liberation. And allowing them to loot their cities is just our way of purchasing their loyalty.
<< Or perhaps it was a way of apologizing in advance for white phosperious attacks on civilians and the lack of plumbing or electricty. >>

Ahh those crazy Sand-monkeys just don't know what to do with Freedom. Besides New Orleans is a bigger issue. It's a city of a lot of poor black people that might have french ancestory. It was really lucky that hurricane Katrina came along and cleaned up the place because negros and francophones are annoying.
<< Besides now George Bush now gets to make that bitch'n amusement park., tentatively called "Conservative Land." That should increase republican approval ratings>>

The American economy is doing wonderfully!!! General Motors, Chrysler and Ford are all cutting massive jobs and loosing restructuring. Airlines needed to clean up thier acts too and stop giving out stale penuts. And everyone loves getting a bank loan to fill their car's gas tank.
<< Hey, this is probably George's way to fight global warming. Makes sense!! No planes, cars and gasoline is a fortune!! Emmisions will drop! >>

And finally I love how George Bush is fighting all over the world to bring Freedom to as many people as possible and stop religious extremists. But Queers and Dykes better learn that they are Free to love the opposite sex and help America fight to preserve the sacredness of christian marriage.
<< Hey two men marry and you could have all kinds of problems with the Bush Plan. A couple with 2 good paying jobs might be able to afford gasoline or a plane trip. That would mess with the fight on global warming. >>

Having said all that...
This is my quesiton.