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  • Cunt
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2002
    • 170

    #1

    Aussie Jingle Bells

    AUSSIE JINGLE BELLS

    Dashing through the bush in a rusty Holden ute,
    Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot,
    Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs,
    It's summer time and I am in my singlet, shorts and thongs.

    CHORUS: Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day.
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut,
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute.

    Engines getting hot, dodge the kangaroos,
    Swaggy climbs aboard, he is welcome too.
    All the family's there, sitting by the pool, Christmas day the Aussie way, by the barbecue.

    CHORUS: Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day.
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut,
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute.

    Come the afternoon, Grandpa has a doze,
    The kids and uncle Bruce are swimming in their clothes,
    The time has come round to go, we take a family snap,
    Then pack the car and all shoot through
    Before the washing up.

    CHORUS: Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day.
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut,
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute.

    (Copyright ) Greg Champion and Colin Buchanan
  • Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #2
    Great name!
    Evoke Electronics

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    • OzMan
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 9162

      #3
      except utes don't have boots

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      • The Other Steve
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2001
        • 2106

        #4
        Originally posted by OzMan
        except utes don't have boots
        Of course they do - every self-respecting ute has at least one pair of old work boots lying around somewhere in the cab
        Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

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        • imafuckingaussie
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 1497

          #5
          Nice....but I prefer Kevin bloody wilsons old classic...

          Hey Santa Lacuse You hahahaha



          Hey Santa claus you hahahaha!

          Where's me fucking bike?

          I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

          I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

          Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

          If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

          And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

          You've stuffed me bloody order up

          It's enough to make you spew

          And I'm not the only one who's snakey

          Me sisters dirty too!

          (female voice)
          Hey santa clause you hahahaha!

          Where's me fucking pram?

          You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

          'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

          I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

          You forgot me fucking pram

          (male voice)
          Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

          And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

          You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

          And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

          And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

          Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

          And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

          He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

          'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

          You wait you old hahahaha, I'm gonna dob you in

          Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

          "I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

          You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

          For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

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          • ozmatt
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 1843

            #6
            haha good ol kevin bloody wilson.. havent heard that song for ages!! good stuff

            matt

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