Ambush Inteview #77 WEG Cory

We have had a few questionable moments together.

Will someone be selling the cliff notes version of this thread?

He ask me if I would like to be arrested, I respond with ?yes.?

He notes that I am singing Public Enemy?s ?By the time I get to Arizona? in the patrol car.

How apropos...



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Cory, my dear....I remember that day as if it were yesterday.....the sun was out....we were sitting on those damned high stools....which, for me, were way too tall....

For a first impression, it's a wonder you and I ever spoke again after that...it's a good thing you have a great smile....

As I recall, most people thought we were down and dirty fighting.....we were loud and obnoxious, both of us....so, if your memory wants to call it a debate..sure..I'll go with that. LOL

I will not forget the care you showed me during the AC debacle....and the hugs and the friendship that has grown over the years.

You are a-okay in my book!

Anti-depressants and alcohol don't mix.

The one thing I love in people is being able to argue and still be friends. It is a rare trait these days.

I really thought this was common sense, but maybe it's not.

You probably shouldn't be taking alcohol with ANY prescription drug on the marketplace. I'm pretty sure every prescription I've ever taken have stated clearly that no alcohol should be consumed. The side effects would probably be worse with certain drugs, but why take the chance? Granted I can see the difference between a 10 day prescription and a lifetime one.

One or two drinks would be my personal limit on any drug.

Great interview btw.

Ronaldo, you are right. I guess maybe I have taken prescriptions, asprin and what not and never been effected (although they all say it); so I didn't take it seriously. It is clear you shouldn't drink with any med.

I blame myself. I was stupid. So you are right. To be honest, it took me a long time to figure things out.

Sorry man. That wasn't meant to come off as an attack on you OR KimmyKim's friend. I just figured everyone knew not to drink while on prescriptions.

"I" was wrong.

Great stuff Cory, very easy to read, good for quite a few laughs.

For the record, I once left Mike with a Hooters tab. The waitresses held him hostage until he paid the bill.

I am pretty sure it was for Gabe's wings, although he refuses to own up to things

Thanks for the compliment, see you in Phoenix this year.

This is a really good interview. I have met Cory at a few shows I always try to touch base but i always catch Cory at the worst times we never get to hang out and shoot the shit. I will next show forsure! This is a great interview I really enjoy it! Well done.

Here is a quick snap shot i took fo Cory in Montreal.

I am pretty sure it was for Gabe's wings, although he refuses to own up to things

Thanks for the compliment, see you in Phoenix this year.

Sorry man. That wasn't meant to come off as an attack on you OR KimmyKim's friend. I just figured everyone knew not to drink while on prescriptions.

"I" was wrong.

Edit-I also give you full credit for TAKING responsibility for your actions. That's something that not enough people do nowadays, and my biggest pet peeve.

23. Just how far will you go to make a client happy?

I keep my marketing on the down low, but I am much more aggressive than many people know. WiredGuy, Wielco and a few others have been around for some of my more creative nights

I like this cory guy he is nice

10. How many times have you had herpies? Other STDs?

10 plus times according to me. Actually I have never had an STD, but the story goes something like this.

I am terrified of STD?s. I am so terrified that I am irrational. I have always been this way. I wear condoms while watching pornos. If I even feel a slight tinge while peeing or something looks slightly off, I pretty much think I have herpes.

I was 18 years old when I caught my first case of curable herpies. My friend, Scott Vermellion (now a pretty well known soccer player in the US) and I went out one night. We ended up doing what all 18 year old guys in Kansas do, cruising Taco Bells waiting for hot girls to swing through the drive through.

And we hit the jackpot this night, we got two very cute girls and a bag of tacos to go in the beginning of the night.

We drove around most of the night, one of the girls had this convertible Mustang and we had the top down. I was in the backseat with my arm around one of the girls while Scott was showing her friend how to drive stick. It was just like a movie. Whenever we would go fast, the wind would thrash and my girl and I would kiss. Whenever the car would stop at a light, I would hold her hand tighter and smile at her. Whenever the car would go slow, I would try to put my hand up her shirt and hope that she considered that foreplay.

As the night began to wrap, I invited my girl over to my parents house (I lived there until I left for college). She took the invitation with open arms. We went up to my room and I threw on the movie and turned the lights out. I waited 2 minutes, then I started fondling again and soon enough, we were taking clothes off.

There is absolutely nothing more fulfilling then a plan gone right.

The heat got hotter, and she performed oral sex on me. After the beautiful act was complete, she told me she needed to go home. She was a dream come true.

The next morning, I awoke ready to call my high school friends and brag. You see, as a guy in highschool, getting that far with a girl is great because you get to exagerrate 10 percent on top of the actual act. Therefore, I pretty much had sex last night.

But something was wrong, there was a pain in my groin area. It was a sharp well dispersed pain. I had my morning erection, but the pain was too bad for me to touch it.

I became concerned.

I got up and walked to the bathroom around 9am. Walking hurt. I was too frightened to pee, so I jumped in a hot shower. The pain seemed to go away, but it was a false sense of hope; it would return later and with more intensity with my next erection, some time around 9:30am I think.

At 9:40am, the situation got worse as another erection brought pain and wrath to my life.

My god, what had I done? I wanted to take back the past night. I wanted to start over. I didn?t want herpes.

So I called my doctor?s office. The doctor?s assistant girl answered. I told her my symptoms and I told her of my incurable condition. She would not let me talk to the doctor and told me I needed to come in for a swab.

Not sure if all of you know what I mean by a swab, but it made me cry.

She kept consoling me, she told me that herpes does not flare up the next morning and that oral sex would not foster it all that well.

As the conversation continued, she began to grow somewhat frustrated with my neurotic inquisitions. The exchange continued on something like this:

?Do you see red abrasive spots along the base of your penis??

?No.?

?How many girls have you had sexual intercourse with over the last two months??

?About 12.?

?So none??

?Pretty much.?

?What does it look like around your testicles??

?Well, there is some blue looking growths between my testicles, inner thys and the base of my penis, and it all hurts real bad.?

?Sir, is it gum??

?What do you mean??

"Bubble gum sir, is bubble gum stuck down along your genitals??

If you have ever had bubble gum plastered on your genitals, then you know that whenever you walk or get an erection, it pulls out the hair in your inner thys. You also know that it is rather embarrassing when you get called out by the doctor's nurse. You probably also know that using a butter knife and peanut butter to get it out is very tedious.

Oh yes, it is also not herpes.