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  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745
    #1

    If Im not back in 1/2 an hour call the police

    I have run out of cigs..... and I cant work without a smoke

    Its 3am and I have to walk through the nastiest housing estate (project?) in London to get to a shop.

    2 people killed in the last month alone.....

    Wish me luck
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    • Screaming
      I can change this!!!!!
      • Feb 2004
      • 18972
      #2
      run is what i would be doing and good luck to ya

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        • Sosa
          In Tushy Land
          • Oct 2002
          • 40149
          #3
          don't smoke

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            • Turboface
              Back in Black
              • Mar 2002
              • 9976
              #4
              Run Forrest, run!
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                • potter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 6559
                  #5
                  This is why you buy a handgun. Or at least that's the way we do it in America.

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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218
                      #6
                      Smoking will kill you one way or the other...

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                        • crockett
                          in a van by the river
                          • May 2003
                          • 76818
                          #7
                          smoking kills
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                            • Warden
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 2906
                              #8
                              Run your ass off!!!
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                                • Dildozer
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 7519
                                  #9
                                  What an oxymoron, risking your life to buy smokes
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                                    • Damian_Maxcash
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 12745
                                      #10
                                      If anyone cares.... and Im sure they dont

                                      I made it back in one peice..... I think its too cold for the muggers tonight

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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          smoking can kill you!..nah, get some cig.

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                                            • rannor080
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 129
                                              #12
                                              u cant live in this world w/ cig.. same here dude!

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                                                • ironlung
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 1012
                                                  #13
                                                  lmao

                                                  i wouldnt risk it but i dont smoke cigs

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                                                    • AlexisWeb
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 173
                                                      #14
                                                      Both sound bad!

                                                      You could try to quit smoking, it may work out best for you in the long run!

                                                      Good luck either way
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                                                        • Sama
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 1445
                                                          #15
                                                          Glad you made it back! Now enjoy that cancer stick.

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                                                            • SuckOnThis
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 6844
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Sama
                                                              Glad you made it back! Now enjoy that cancer stick.

                                                              And I suppose you never eat McDonalds?

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                                                                • Babagirls
                                                                  Text Writer
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 18812
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                                  And I suppose you never eat McDonalds?
                                                                  i know i dont. thats too risky for my health




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                                                                    • fl_prn_str
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 5736
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Has it been 1/2 hour? Do you want me to call london's metropolitan police, scotland yard or MI5?

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                                                                        • Cory W
                                                                          Deeply shallow
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 9133
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Enjoy the smoke, you earned it.
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                                                                            • SmutGiant
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 4896
                                                                              #20
                                                                              i'm out too and it's waaaaay to cold to go out and buy a pack.... i've been the biggest moocher this week, lol.

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                                                                                • Wiggles
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 14423
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  sounds like a good time to give up smoking!
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