Benny Blanco is the fattest, baddest mutherfucker that ever sold a gram of coke in Brooklyn. Problem is that tonight I?m the errand boy, and the particular errand is the delivery of 4 keys and $18,000, of which I have neither. Empty hands. But the corridor is short now, right, and what I have are maybe 15 seconds before I gotta start producing words of explanation for Mr. Blanco.

But let me back up a bit. Rewind to yesterday, around two in the afternoon. I?m driving down Flatbush Avenue, sportin? my new MSW rims, just chillin?. White Debbie comes running out of this building all of a sudden, in her bra and panties. Me and Debbie?s kicked it around, so you know, I open the door and Debbie gets in. Bitch is trippin?, going off about somebody?s after her with a gun and shit...more