Originally Posted by WEG Cory

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"Bubble gum sir, is bubble gum stuck down along your genitals??

If you have ever had bubble gum plastered on your genitals, then you know that whenever you walk or get an erection, it pulls out the hair in your inner thys. You also know that it is rather embarrassing when you get called out by the doctor's nurse. You probably also know that using a butter knife and peanut butter to get it out is very tedious.

Oh yes, it is also not herpes.