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4. What happened when you crashed at Lightspeed's house? Why did his dog bite you?
One off my very good friends in the Industry, Vanilla Deville, was having her birthday party in Phoenix. CCBill hooked us up with a bus and vip at a strip club and Steve of course allowed people to come to house for an afterhours. Both CCBill and Lightspeed should both be commended for how generous they are.
The night started off at Vanilla and Stewie?s home where we were picked up by the CCBill bus and taken to Christies Strip Club. Vanilla is a draw, she has a lot of friends, and this adored girl?s birthday party was filled to the brim. I was having a great time, roaming around talking to everyone, however there came a point where I knew I needed to take things to the next level. So I ordered 2 vodka/ tonics, 3 strippers and a table with a view.
By ?view? I mean I could see other strippers.
The strippers piled into the round table and the vodka began to flow. If there is anything in this world that strippers love, it is vodka, cocaine, ecstacy, large bills, all expense paid vacations, and VIP sections.
1 out of 6 is not too damn bad.
There was only one problem in my Tommy Lee world however, the CCBill bus was leaving; this was a problem, I have a history in Phoenix and it does not include finding places. Actually, it does include a rap sheet. (more on that later).
Vanilla walked up to my table, I am pretty sure she was not impressed with the fact that it overlooked stage 2 as she did not look happy. I was holding up the bus.
Vanilla immediately regulated all the strippers and made me leave. In fact if I recall, it went something like this:
?It?s either Vanilla or these strippers, now.?
That choice was pretty simple, I found myself boarding the bus within 30 seconds and $200 later.
The bus was heading to the Lightspeed house, the meca in terms of hospitality.
Steve and Shannon are two of the really great people in the industry for having everyone over. The place was all set up and the drinking continued.
At some point unbeknownst to me, I wandered towards the bathroom. At this point, I met the Lightspeed dog.
It did not take long until I realized that the dog had a bit of an attitude. I reached down to pet the little fellow, but he ran away and I am pretty sure he called me some type of a name. And even if he didn?t, I am pretty sure he was thinking something nasty about me.
So I followed him down the hall and into a bedroom, Easton was directly on my trail. I was very unaware of my positioning in the home when I reached down to pet the dog; At this point, I turned to Easton who asked me a very logical question:
?Dude, why are you in Steve?s shower with the Lightspeed dog??
This question made sense on a lot of levels and was very shocking at the same time.
It was then that the dog bit me and ran. He ran like the wind. He ran like an evil runs from good (biblical sense of course).
But this night would prove to only be beginning. In typical Phoenix fashion, I left the party to walk down to get a pack of smokes.
Prior to this, Steve and Shannon had both told me I could sleep at the house. They made up the guest bed just for me.
And then I was totally lost in some neighborhood. I could not find a pack of smokes or the Lightspeed mansion.
I ended up getting a town car to drive me around, I ended up in some motel. The next morning, I called Sheri and Easton for a ride. I still have no idea where I slept that night.
I get nervous anytime I go into Arizona. Nothing close to that happens anywhere else.
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