Originally posted by Ron A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. ?Doctor,? she says, ?my husband just doesn?t satisfy me sexually anymore.? ?Hmm,? replies the doctor. ?Have you considered taking a lover?? ?I did that,? she says, ?and I?m still not getting enough sex to satisfy me.? ?How about taking another lover?? ?I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can?t seem to get enough.? ?My goodness,? says the doctor, ?you?re quite an anomaly.? ?Oh, thank God,? says the woman. ?Will you please tell them I?m an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut.?
vagina hydrophobia..... but i do not mind if gils have it....
Originally posted by Ron A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from Saran wrap. So the psychologist says, ?Well, I can clearly see your nuts.?
Originally posted by Ron A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. ?I had sex with another woman last night,? he tells her. ?But I was thinking of you the whole time.? ?You miss me that much?? she asks. ?No,? he says. ?But it kept me from coming too fast.?
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