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Would you sign a paper selling your soul?

12-12-2004, 11:28 PM

here's the question - would you sign a contract selling your soul for all eternity?

for whatever amount of money you needed, a million, ten million, hundred million - no limit.

would you sell it and sign the contract on a piece of paper kept by the person buying your soul?

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12-12-2004, 11:29 PM

idiot?
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12-12-2004, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by boner 2.0
idiot?

concept was a little much for you to grasp?

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12-12-2004, 11:30 PM

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12-12-2004, 11:30 PM

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12-12-2004, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by KRL
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answer the question

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12-12-2004, 11:31 PM

Probably... depends on whether or not I disliked the person buying enough to take their money in exchange for nothing

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12-12-2004, 11:31 PM

I don't believe you can sell your soul onto a peice of paper, buti if someone wants to offer me a nice amount of cash and they think they own my soul, no problem!
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12-12-2004, 11:31 PM

you buyin?

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12-12-2004, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by Napolean
you buyin?

i'll buy for $10

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12-12-2004, 11:33 PM

yea i would but i already sold my soul a long time ago

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12-12-2004, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i'll buy for $10

sold, payment options? and do you have a fax? or prefer postal mail?

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12-12-2004, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
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No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

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12-12-2004, 11:35 PM

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12-12-2004, 11:35 PM

i wouldn't do it for a few hundred or a few thousand... cause you just never know. but when you talk about tens and hundreds of millions, that's a different story.

if i sold my soul for a few hundred million, i'd go out and buy a few cheaper souls, just in case.

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12-12-2004, 11:36 PM

Depends on my personal situation.
Now I wouldn't, just to be sure. lol.
I don't need more money. Not with a risk like that.

I don't believe in heaven and hell, but I like to play it safe. lol. I'll probably pray at my deathbed as well just to make sure, even though I don't think it makes any difference

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12-12-2004, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

im such a sellout... i sold mine for $10 and didnt even ask for any higher bidders

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12-12-2004, 11:37 PM

Who am I selling it too?
I don't believe in a soul so it would be like selling you the brooklynn bridge i guess. However, if the person buying it was super natural then I would reconsider. But if it's just some tool with a million dollars or so, yea i'd sell.

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12-12-2004, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

please don't ever sell your soul - you'd fuck up the food chain

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12-12-2004, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
Who am I selling it too?
I don't believe in a soul so it would be like selling you the brooklynn bridge i guess. However, if the person buying it was super natural then I would reconsider. But if it's just some tool with a million dollars or so, yea i'd sell.

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12-12-2004, 11:47 PM

Yeah, make an offer and I'll concider.

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12-12-2004, 11:47 PM

Can I lease it over 30 years and get it back ?
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12-12-2004, 11:58 PM

I don't really believe in souls so I'd sell mine if I NEEDED the money.

As of right now I'm not poor, so I'd keep it just incase.
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12-12-2004, 11:59 PM

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12-13-2004, 12:00 AM

Uummmmm no.

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12-13-2004, 12:05 AM

no no no

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12-13-2004, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

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12-13-2004, 12:07 AM

not since that episode of the simpsons where bart sold his soul to milhouse - i'd be too scared.
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12-13-2004, 12:08 AM

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12-13-2004, 12:09 AM

id have to say no

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12-13-2004, 12:10 AM

wonder how much a soul would get on ebay...
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12-13-2004, 12:12 AM

Id sell it if someone was dumb enough to offer me several millions for it, as long as he is not gay and when we both are in hell he thinks he owns me and wants to make me his bitch......

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12-13-2004, 12:15 AM

I'd sell mine for anything, let alone ten million. I dont understand how people in these modern days still beleive in that supersticious crap.

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12-13-2004, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

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12-13-2004, 12:18 AM

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12-13-2004, 12:21 AM

For couple mills I'd take the chance

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12-13-2004, 12:30 AM

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sweet, this one comes with a free lawyer

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12-13-2004, 12:42 AM

I know this is a humorous thread, but here's a semi-serious response anyway:

That contract would probably be voided by a judge based on the following legal principles:

Unconscionability--procedural and substantive

Void due to Public Policy reasons

If you can't use the substantive law above, try a JURISDICTION defense

(NOTE: If the Devil loses on substantive grounds, he can always amend his complaint for breach of contract into a PROMISSORY ESTOPPEL action--ie., he detrimentally relied on your promise to give him your soul)

If you live on earth and the Devil is trying to enforce the contract in Hell, unless there's a reciprocity treaty between Hell and earth, the Devil can't file an action against you in hell cuz hell doesn't have personal jurisdiction over you.

Of course, like any lawsuit, you can also attack based on EVIDENCE (or lack thereof). Were there any witnesses? Was there forgery involved? Are the documents authenticated?

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12-13-2004, 03:03 AM

no, i will never sign any paper stating i am selling my soul I owe it only one person, and that is GOD
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12-13-2004, 03:09 AM

I would only sell my soul if I was guaranteed everlasting life.

Then I wouldn't have to pay up.

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12-13-2004, 04:06 AM

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12-13-2004, 04:13 AM

Isn't that just a marriage license?

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12-13-2004, 04:13 AM

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12-13-2004, 04:19 AM

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12-13-2004, 04:25 AM

no limit transaction

I'd sell it

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12-13-2004, 04:32 AM

sure i would, not a big believer in the whole heaven/hell thing so i have nothing to lose ;)
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12-13-2004, 04:33 AM

yeh i think its just getting married to but when u get married you dont get any money you just get hassales as i have heard.

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12-13-2004, 04:36 AM

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12-13-2004, 04:41 AM

If you were buying Sleazy... for sure
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12-13-2004, 04:44 AM

For sure. I'd just promise St Peter a 50% cut at the pearly gates. I'd be in like Flynn. But honestly, if someone was stupid enough to offer me a ridiculous sum of money for a meaningless contract, i think god would send me to hell for not taking that fool's money.

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