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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    i'm tired of sleeping with women i dont care for

    yup, i know i am a sexy bitch but i am getting tired of just sleeping with chicks because they're hot. i need a relationship chick.


    who wants to be my girlfriend?

    p.s. - i can cook


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  • Persius
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11779

    #2
    Just a sign your getting old...

    its not a bad thing tho

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    • Napolean
      Misanthropic Egalitarian
      • Nov 2002
      • 4330

      #3
      you can cook huh?

      hi, you can call me candy
      HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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      • MrIzzz
        If u touch it, I will cum
        • Sep 2003
        • 22923

        #4
        Originally posted by Persius
        Just a sign your getting old...

        its not a bad thing tho
        i agree, its good to be old, it just sucks to be horny 24/7


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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Poor Rufus

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          • MrIzzz
            If u touch it, I will cum
            • Sep 2003
            • 22923

            #6
            Originally posted by Napolean
            you can cook huh?

            hi, you can call me candy
            hi candy

            i can dance too



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            • smack
              Push Porn Like Weight.
              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              aw, how cute, izzy is ready to settle down.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • MrIzzz
                If u touch it, I will cum
                • Sep 2003
                • 22923

                #8
                Originally posted by spunky
                Poor Rufus



                damn you spanky!!!


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                • bret
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 766

                  #9
                  so stop?

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                  • MrIzzz
                    If u touch it, I will cum
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by smack
                    aw, how cute, izzy is ready to settle down.


                    i need me a girlfriend to cuddle with


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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bret
                      so stop?
                      i can't ,my only bad habit is women


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                      • Holly
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 10017

                        #12
                        Me too.
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                        • Persius
                          Tap into MOBILE!
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11779

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                          i can't ,my only bad habit is women
                          and posting hairy ass on the forums

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                          • iwantchixx
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 12860

                            #14
                            i'm a lesbian

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                            • LasseKongos
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4668

                              #15
                              You don´t like your mom anymore?????????

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                              • MrIzzz
                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22923

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Holly
                                Me too.
                                we should make sweet sweaty love in vegas together, i am available from 9-11 pm on the 5th on january


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                                • MrIzzz
                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 22923

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Persius
                                  and posting hairy ass on the forums
                                  you love the hairy-ass, yes you do


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                                  • MrIzzz
                                    If u touch it, I will cum
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 22923

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                    i'm a lesbian
                                    a/l?



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                                    • MrIzzz
                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22923

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LasseKongos
                                      You don´t like your mom anymore?????????


                                      i am very hurt now


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                                      • LasseKongos
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 4668

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                        i am very hurt now
                                        You can change it to "my mom" and if you like....

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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682

                                          #21
                                          i dont understand how people who work in porn can have lots of casual sex (like i give a fuck about peoples personal choices each to their own of course) just years in the industry makes me search for at least partial stability with people, and i also hate condoms,

                                          izz i have a ripe tiger cock if u ever need a place to rest your head.

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                                          • NoCarrier
                                            We need more free porn
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 16356

                                            #22
                                            Just ask Juicy to wear a wig and lipstick. You should be fine.

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                                            • MrIzzz
                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22923

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LasseKongos
                                              You can change it to "my mom" and if you like....

                                              wooooooohooooo


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                                              • MrIzzz
                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 22923

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                i dont understand how people who work in porn can have lots of casual sex (like i give a fuck about peoples personal choices each to their own of course) just years in the industry makes me search for at least partial stability with people, and i also hate condoms,

                                                izz i have a ripe tiger cock if u ever need a place to rest your head.
                                                ripe tiger cock???wtf????



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                                                • MrIzzz
                                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 22923

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                  Just ask Juicy to wear a wig and lipstick. You should be fine.
                                                  actually he looks pretty good as a blonde!!!


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                                                  • MetaMan
                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 28682

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                    ripe tiger cock???wtf????

                                                    it is nestled like a python in the grass, mytholdically smoothly sliding up and down the insides of my smooth silk pants.

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                                                    • Tuga
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 7678

                                                      #27
                                                      Send those girls to me.

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                                                      • Spunky
                                                        I need a beer
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 133978

                                                        #28
                                                        Izzz is a whore

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                                                        • com
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 4541

                                                          #29
                                                          That's funny, I have quite the oposite dilema. With feelings attatched in a relationship, I find it harder and harder to be myself. I find myself drawn more towards making the target of my desire happy & comfortable. Although this isn't a bad thing, by anyones definition... it's just that their standards of happiness seem to change.

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                                                          • LasseKongos
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 4668

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by spunky
                                                            Izzz is a whore
                                                            HELL NO!! he´s not smart enough to take cash for it....

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                                                            • Indica
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 809

                                                              #31
                                                              maybe feed one of these girls breakfest in the morning? heh, you might just decide one of them is worthy..or they might just decide you're worthy.

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                                                              • MrIzzz
                                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 22923

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Indica
                                                                maybe feed one of these girls breakfest in the morning? heh, you might just decide one of them is worthy..or they might just decide you're worthy.
                                                                how about i just cook you some breakfast in bed one day

                                                                oooo yea


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                                                                • Babagirls
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 18812

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                  yup, i know i am a sexy bitch but i am getting tired of just sleeping with chicks because they're hot. i need a relationship chick.


                                                                  who wants to be my girlfriend?

                                                                  p.s. - i can cook
                                                                  well, i'm already taken
                                                                  but I'm a great cook!! Wanna share some recipes sometime?




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                                                                  • Holly
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                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 10017

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Indica
                                                                    maybe feed one of these girls breakfest in the morning? heh, you might just decide one of them is worthy..or they might just decide you're worthy.
                                                                    No one has ever made me breakfast in bed. Not one single time.
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                                                                    • uno
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 18450

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                                                      i need me a girlfriend to cuddle with
                                                                      I enjoy cuddling also.
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                                                                      • SureFire
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                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 4398

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                        Just ask Juicy to wear a wig and lipstick. You should be fine.

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                                                                        • reynold
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271

                                                                          #37
                                                                          hmm..seems like you want to settle down.

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                                                                          • Indica
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 809

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                            well, i'm already taken
                                                                            but I'm a great cook!! Wanna share some recipes sometime?
                                                                            heh, what makes you think you'll still be in my bed come morning.

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                                                                            • MrIzzz
                                                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 22923

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                              well, i'm already taken
                                                                              but I'm a great cook!! Wanna share some recipes sometime?
                                                                              sure thang!!!

                                                                              i aint the best cook, but gimme some pasta and a bunch of spices and i am goooooooood


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                                                                              • MrIzzz
                                                                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 22923

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by uno
                                                                                I enjoy cuddling also.
                                                                                spooning session is scheduled for 11 am on the 4th then


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                                                                                • boner 2.0
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 10970

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Cry baby

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                                                                                  • Indica
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                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                    • 809

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                    how about i just cook you some breakfast in bed one day

                                                                                    oooo yea
                                                                                    bwahahaha, quoted the last person in my last response. Opps.
                                                                                    izzz, my last response was for you lol d'oh.

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                                                                                    • Hey You . . . I Know You!
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 1908

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                      yup, i know i am a sexy bitch but i am getting tired of just sleeping with chicks because they're hot. i need a relationship chick.


                                                                                      who wants to be my girlfriend?

                                                                                      p.s. - i can cook

                                                                                      I think JUICY is looking for love!

                                                                                      Now go love his man ass and cuddle and spoon and enjoy!

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                                                                                      • TNALee
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                                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                                        • 327

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                        yup, i know i am a sexy bitch but i am getting tired of just sleeping with chicks because they're hot. i need a relationship chick.


                                                                                        who wants to be my girlfriend?

                                                                                        p.s. - i can cook
                                                                                        we all go through this fase, young , old whatever.......but after ur with someone for awhile ur like i cant believe i wanted this. Only when the perfect girl for you comes along will it actually be worth it to settle down.

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                                                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 22923

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by TNALee
                                                                                          we all go through this fase, young , old whatever.......but after ur with someone for awhile ur like i cant believe i wanted this. Only when the perfect girl for you comes along will it actually be worth it to settle down.
                                                                                          amen, good words.

                                                                                          i just havent had a perfect one yet, its all good though, cause i am a fighter


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                                                                                          • Indica
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                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                            • 809

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Keep your chin up, Mrs.izzz is out there..................................somewhere.

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                                                                                            • d00t
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                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 3766

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              ill sell you the perfect girl - 5 rubles

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                                                                                              • Libertine
                                                                                                sex dwarf
                                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                                • 17860

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                No one has ever made me breakfast in bed. Not one single time.
                                                                                                You must be a really, really bad fuck then
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                                                                                                • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                                  My hips don't lie
                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 10129

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                  No one has ever made me breakfast in bed. Not one single time.
                                                                                                  breakfest in bed... whats the point really..!?

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                                                                                                  • boner 2.0
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
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