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Here are the facts:
- Stephen Harper eats babies and people who earn less then $50k a year
- Harper is 1/4 evil, on his mother's side
- When the conservatives are elected, a black whole will form and possibly cause the destruction of humanity
These are the first measures to be put in place by a conservative gov't (as per their 'secret agenda')
- put giant laser beams in space
- immediately annex the country creating the US state called 'Canadia'
- Ban all gay marriages and put bibles in everyone's mailboxes
- kick out all immigrants
The bottom line is: Fear EVERYTHING that is not Liberal, by not voting Liberal YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MAY ACTUALLY DIE.
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FUCKING LOLL!!!!! Soooo true. Best post on GFY ever