It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.Comment
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.Comment
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.Comment
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Fake Nick is going to winComment
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hmm, pornomatic how come you are a / bumping your own thead this many times b / trying to win your own contest ??Comment
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.Comment
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.Comment
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Originally posted by Fake Nick
hmm, pornomatic how come you are a / bumping your own thead this many times b / trying to win your own contest ??
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.Comment
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I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.Comment
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.Comment
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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.Comment
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.Comment
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Was testing a postbot, and is seems to wrok, has to finish it's file untillit ends lol,Originally posted by Fake Nick
hmm, pornomatic how come you are a / bumping your own thead this many times b / trying to win your own contest ??
sorryComment
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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.Comment
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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.Comment
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.Comment
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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.Comment
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Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.Comment
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Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.Comment
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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Relationships appear closer than they are.Comment
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.Comment
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.Comment
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.Comment
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.Comment
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It does seems to work fine.Originally posted by pornomatic
Was testing a postbot, and is seems to wrok, has to finish it's file untillit ends lol,
sorry
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