I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran or hot rice cereal.Comment
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I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.Comment
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Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...Comment
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If all is not lost, where is it?Comment
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.Comment
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.Comment
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If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.Comment
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It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.Comment
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These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.Comment
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I'm not afraid of dying, but I don't want to be there when it happens.Comment
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.Comment
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.Comment
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Comment
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Hi
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You are sexyOriginally posted by boner 2.0
Hi
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OMG *blush*Originally posted by boner 2.0
You are sexy
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines.Comment
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Originally posted by boner 2.0
OMG *blush*
*blush*blush* shakes head
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Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.Comment
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.Comment
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When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.Comment
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.Comment
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Change is inevitable. Progress is harder to come by.Comment
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Viral marketing doesn't work - pass it on!Comment
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What's the point in having communication lines if they can't break down?Comment
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Problems that disappear on their own usually come back on their ownComment
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Remember when you put others in the dock that you will be there yourself one dayComment
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A pessimist's blood type is always B-negativeComment
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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or deathComment
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it foldedComment
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I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axeComment
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didn't knew you can post quotesComment
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oj then lets try thisComment
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UP UP
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Banning the bra was a big flopComment
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Sea captains don't like crew cutsComment
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bananaComment
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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumourComment
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almost 1k left...we are getting closer...Comment
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Without geometry, life is pointless.Comment
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Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red (Duh!)Comment
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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?Comment
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Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red (Duh!)
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Never attribute to malice anything that can be adequately explained by stupidityComment
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