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"My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!"
Dolly Parton
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the problem is that here dollar is comming down...Comment
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"You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping."
Cindy CrawfordComment
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Miranda on Samantha actually liking a guy: Oh my God we're gonna have to ice skate home. Hell just froze over.Comment
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Miranda: Okay I reeeeeaaaally need to have sex with him now. Next time he gets back in town I'll be too big and he won't want to. Nothing puts a man off sex like pregnancy. This is my last chance. Last chance for sex.
Carrie: You're not on death row.
Miranda: Yes I am. Dead woman fucking.Comment
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Miranda: He couldn't remember my name?
Carrie: Maybe you should have shown him both boobsComment
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Samantha on a dating service ad that was mailed to Carrie: That's the postal equivalent to a drive by shooting.Comment
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Drunken Birthday Girl at a restaurant: Twenty five!? FUCK I'm old!
Carrie: I'm thirty five.
Samantha: Oh shut the fuck up, I'm a hundred and forty.Comment
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Samantha: This photo is just for me! So that when I'm old and my tits are in my shoes I can say, "damn I was hot."Comment
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Charlotte on Samantha's new relationship: I don't think she's a lesbian, I think she just ran out of menComment
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Miranda: Can't you bring it up?
Charlotte: Noooo! We finally got the penis working. I don't wanna scare it!Comment
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Miranda: Yeah a finger is more like a third of dick so technically Maria has three and a third dicks.Comment
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Charlotte: TREY! I'm tired of being married to your penis. I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooooooo, don't talk about moving in, in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And, and the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!Comment
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Samantha: Well what am I supposed to say, "hi this is my lesbian lover and p.s. I'm done with dick?"Comment
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Samantha referring to her baby-talk talking lover: I finally had to sit on his face to shut him up!
Samantha: And you should see the bush on him. I need a weedwacker just to find his dick!Comment
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Samantha: Every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.Comment
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Trey trying to have sex with Charlotte who wants him to conserve his juices for her impending ovulation:
Darling, I'm Juicy now!Comment
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Still aways to goComment
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"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!" (Omar to Tony & Manny)Comment
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"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." (Tony to Manny)Comment
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Time for a toke breakComment
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Not being much of a whore are you pfComment
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Ok lets get movingComment
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