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I was in the dog house with the wife. Stopped at a Circle K (7-11 type store), for a soda. Was waiting in line to pay when I noticed they had red roses for sale, so I figured hell this might get me some bonus points.
I picked one up and starting sniffing it and the whole place went quiet, not a person there was making a sound, they were all staring at me.
I was like wtf? So I look around and happend to look at the bucket the rose came out of. Turns out, it wasn't a rose, it was red panties rolled up to look like a rose and stuck on a green plastic stem.
So my most embarassing moment...I stood in the middle of a convinence store sniffing panties.
I set everything down on the counter and just walked out. Thats was 12 years ago. I haven't been back in that store since.
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