I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.Comment
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Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.Comment
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.Comment
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.Comment
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.Comment
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Living in Virtual Reality
Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedwsComment
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lolIt IS what it ISComment
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.Comment
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.Comment
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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.Comment
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.Comment
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Never assume. It makes an ASS of U and ME!Comment
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?Comment
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"There are two types of people. Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't." Get your mind round that one, and the whole world slots into place.Comment
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If it doesn't fit, force it; if it still doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer; if it breaks, then it needed fixing anyway.Comment
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Life is what is happening while you make other plans.Comment
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If it ain't broke, break it. Then you can fix it.Comment
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To expand your horizons you must be willing to lose sight of the shore.Comment
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Satisfying: The warm feeling engendered, for example, by seeing a traffic warden being given a parking ticket, or a double-glazing salesman getting an unwanted phone call.Comment
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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.Comment
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If it ain't broke, keep fixing it until it is.Comment
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Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.Comment
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I am in shape; round is a shape.Comment
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.Comment
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.Comment
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.Comment
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.Comment
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.Comment
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only a few ppl is still posting around here...Comment
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.Comment
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.Comment
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There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year.Comment
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.Comment
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I am a nutritional overachiever.Comment
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.Comment
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.Comment
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.Comment
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.Comment
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.Comment
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Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.Comment
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There is more to life than increasing its speed.Comment
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.Comment
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The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.Comment
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pornomatic stop posting for awhile and check your email...
I still haven't heard back from you about my prize. Let me know if you've got me email or not.Comment
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