so i have a little surprise for my lady tonight

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  • GoLiaT
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 1130

    #1

    so i have a little surprise for my lady tonight

    i took a bath today and i always shave my face in the tub
    so today i thought "hey why stop there"
    so i shaved my cock and balls totally
    i am pretty hairy guy so i kinda looks weird
    i wonder if she will like it hehe
    it looks 2 inch longer already
    "where ever you go..there you are."
  • Mr Dickovitch
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1070

    #2
    She will like it until the ingrown hairs start, and then you will look like you have herpes and feel so itchy you want to kill yourself.

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    • GoLiaT
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 1130

      #3
      Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
      She will like it until the ingrown hairs start, and then you will look like you have herpes and feel so itchy you want to kill yourself.

      i feel itchy already
      "where ever you go..there you are."

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      • NoCarrier
        We need more free porn
        • Mar 2002
        • 16356

        #4
        Originally posted by GoLiaT
        i took a bath today and i always shave my face in the tub
        so today i thought "hey why stop there"
        so i shaved my cock and balls totally
        i am pretty hairy guy so i kinda looks weird
        i wonder if she will like it hehe
        it looks 2 inch longer already
        She has a headache, you won't get your candy tonight.

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5
          Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
          She will like it until the ingrown hairs start, and then you will look like you have herpes and feel so itchy you want to kill yourself.

          that is why u use finishing touch, one of those mini razor things, ive never had trouble with burn,

          but ya if u razored it be prepared for some itchy ass ballsagna.

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          • candyflip
            Carpe Visio
            • Jul 2002
            • 43073

            #6
            You will start to regret that in about...hmmmm...29 hours 27 minutes 6 seconds

            Spend you some brain.
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            • Mefo
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 6169

              #7
              Originally posted by NoCarrier
              She has a headache, you won't get your candy tonight.

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              • mcmc
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 1705

                #8
                Originally posted by GoLiaT
                i took a bath today and i always shave my face in the tub
                so today i thought "hey why stop there"
                so i shaved my cock and balls totally
                i am pretty hairy guy so i kinda looks weird
                i wonder if she will like it hehe
                it looks 2 inch longer already
                girls like shaved cock and balls
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                • boner 2.0
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 10970

                  #9

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                  • pornguy
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 62910

                    #10
                    Get something like a lufa or a rough cloth, and take some soap and scrub. This will help stop the ingrown hair.
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                    • kmanrox
                      aka K-Man
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295

                      #11
                      umm why put a razor to your bawllz when there's N'air ?

                      you ppl are nutz
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