The best way to stop smoking is to stop, no butts.
Contest: AskJolene Gives Away 6.500.000 Gallery Clicks, and introduces $0.50 per K
Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
-
-
Those who give - receive.Comment
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.Comment
-
Age is in the mind, not in the calendar.Comment
-
You can only be young once, but immature forever.Comment
-
As the days lengthen the cold strengthen.Comment
-
A specialist is one who knows more and more about less and less.Comment
-
The years end is neither an end nor a beginning but merely a going on.Comment
-
You don't need a weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing.Comment
-
Having children makes you no more a parent then having a piano makes you a pianist.Comment
-
-
The best time to do something worthwhile is between yesterday and tomorrow.Comment
-
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person next to you.Comment
-
There should be no passengers on spaceship earth, we are all crew.Comment
-
You know that you're getting old when the candles cost more then the cake.Comment
-
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it is just as hard to cut.Comment
-
The only bad part of being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.Comment
-
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.Comment
-
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.Comment
-
Better to be approximately right then to be precisely wrong.Comment
-
lets make some more posts and get closer to the 5k post!Comment
-
There are three sides to every story: my side, your side and the truth.Comment
-
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.Comment
-
How come wrong numbers are never busy?Comment
-
There's no reason being the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.Comment
-
You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.Comment
-
-
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?Comment
-
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.Comment
-
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.Comment
-
What one generation sees as a luxury, the next sees as a necessary.Comment
-
You can kill an "-ist", but you can't destroy the "-ism".Comment
-
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.Comment
-
Stop telling God how big your storm is - instead tell the storm how big your God is!Comment
-
The weathermen are saying that there's a front on the way we'll be glad to see the back of.Comment
-
-
-
If it ain't fixed, fix it. Then you can break it and fix it again.Comment
-
Spunky BOST BOTS CANT win dont worryOriginally posted by spunky
Where's that cheater Juicy
Comment
-
-
-
-
What's the point of having a plot if you don't lose it?Comment


Ok...Time for some pics...I have no text
Comment