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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    Parrot reveals affair

    Parrot reveals affair

    A man found out his girlfriend was cheating on him when his parrot said her lover's name.

    Chris Taylor from Headingley, Leeds became suspicious when Ziggy squawked "Hiya Gary" when Suzy Collins' mobile rang.

    The eight-year-old parrot also made kissing sounds whenever he heard the name Gary on TV.

    Chris confronted Suzy, 25, his live-in girlfriend of two years and she told him: "I've got another man... named Gary."

    Suzy revealed she had been cheating for four months reports The Sun.

    Chris dumped her and gave Ziggy away as he was tormented by the bird constantly mentioning Gary.

    Chris said: "After what Suzy did I wasn't sorry to see the back of her. But it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go.

    "It was torture hearing him repeat Gary's name over and over again. It felt like I'd been stabbed through the heart. Ziggy was one in a million.

    "He was a loyal friend and looking back I think he had been trying to tell me for weeks. He would shout 'Hiya Gary' in Suzy's voice whenever her mobile rang."

    Suzy, who is no longer seeing Gary, said: "Chris would be the first to admit we'd been having problems. He spent more time talking to his bird than to me. I couldn't stand Ziggy and it looks now like the feeling was mutual."

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1686463.html
  • reynold
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 51271

    #2
    Well I could say he's a fag for letting that parrot go.

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18642

      #3
      Originally posted by reynold
      Well I could say he's a fag for letting that parrot go.
      I dunno dude... it must be pretty rough to have to get a daily reminder that your gf of 2 years was fucking someone else
      I like turtles.

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      • sumphatpimp
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 5235

        #4
        he should have given the bird to Gary

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        • Sarah_Jayne
          Now with more Jayne
          • Dec 2002
          • 40077

          #5
          Originally posted by sumphatpimp
          he should have given the bird to Gary
          one of his birds was giving pleanty to Gary

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          • xclusive
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Apr 2004
            • 35218

            #6
            I would have had that bird for thanksgiving lol

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