What do you do when it's 2:30am, you're horny and alone?

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    What do you do when it's 2:30am, you're horny and alone?

    help


    it's 2:30am and i'm sooo fucking horny and all alone here.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692
      #2
      You got the $, call a whore
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Nicky
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 30071
          #3
          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
          You got the $, call a whore

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            • Mr Pheer
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2002
              • 22082
              #4
              beat your dick

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                • Babagirls
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 18812
                  #5
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                    • Abyss_Vee
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 5208
                      #6
                      jerk it

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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                          You got the $, call a whore

                          i don't really want to bring escorts I don't know into my home...... a hotel room is fine but i'm way too lazy to go outside right now.
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                            • potter
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 6559
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                              help


                              it's 2:30am and i'm sooo fucking horny and all alone here.
                              <zing>The same thing you do every night in this situation? </zing>

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                                • Doctor Dre
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                  i don't really want to bring escorts I don't know into my home...... a hotel room is fine but i'm way too lazy to go outside right now.
                                  Buy a real doll
                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                    • bOtOx
                                      Registered User
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 19
                                      #10
                                      I pull my cock between my legs, put on my girlfriend's panties and look at myself in the mirror and say "I'd fuck me."

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                                        • Roald
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                                          • May 2001
                                          • 27910
                                          #11


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                                            • kmanrox
                                              aka K-Man
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 29295
                                              #12
                                              mastrubate vehemently and put it on a webcam and trick men into watching it thinking they will see a girl
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                                                • Furious_Female
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 8187
                                                  #13
                                                  What all the surfers do... check out all the free porn on GFY and then host an antisocial orgy
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                                                    • iFliPcEss
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3087
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bOtOx
                                                      I pull my cock between my legs, put on my girlfriend's panties and look at myself in the mirror and say "I'd fuck me."

                                                      LOL, that is what we could self sex

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                                                        • GTS Mark
                                                          Vrume Mark
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 20912
                                                          #15
                                                          Go buy some peanut butter and put it on your cock. and then...

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                                                            • XSAXS
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 652
                                                              #16
                                                              Couple squirts of WET lube, a cockring, and a cruise through SleasyDream.com....that's what keeps me happy every night.

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                                                                • graphicsbytia
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 2618
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Damn... nothing worse than that feeling

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                                                                    • BIGTYMER
                                                                      Junior Achiever
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 17066
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Candles, liquor and your right hand.

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                                                                        • baddog
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 107089
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I post on GFY naked

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                                                                            • budz
                                                                              Disruptive Innovator
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 4230
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by potter
                                                                              <zing>The same thing you do every night in this situation? </zing>
                                                                              lmfao !
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                                                                                • smack
                                                                                  Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 10652
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  get a watermelon.

                                                                                  cut hole in watermelon.

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                                                                                    • Ross
                                                                                      Ik ben een aap
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 18874
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Get drunk, go to sleep. You won't feel so horny in the morning

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                                                                                        • Nylz
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 8285
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Ross
                                                                                          Get drunk, go to sleep. You won't feel so horny in the morning
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                                                                                            • JFK
                                                                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 67369
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
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                                                                                                • spanky part 2
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 1981
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Where's my refferal link for fleshlight when I need it.

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                                                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 34516
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Have you tried going to Sleazydream.com? I hear there's lots of free porn there

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                                                                                                        • Indica
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                          • 809
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                          I post on GFY naked
                                                                                                          hahaha, thats fuckin great.

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                                                                                                            • gangbangjoe
                                                                                                              Ronin
                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                              • 17693
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                                • aaron
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                  • 4452
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  where is it 230 am right now?

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                                                                                                                    • Tala
                                                                                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                      • 23368
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I just roll over and go to sleep. The feeling passes.

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                                                                                                                        • The_Oracle_Porn
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 563
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                          help

                                                                                                                          it's 2:30am and i'm sooo fucking horny and all alone here.
                                                                                                                          go to bed, fatass.

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                                                                                                                            • Martin
                                                                                                                              "Assassins"
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                              • 17274
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Bad Dog! I'm Blind!

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                                                                                                                                • Sly
                                                                                                                                  Let's do some business!
                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 31379
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • DEA - banned for life
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 7886
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      jack off and bust a load of fresh jizz on your wife/gf's ass while shes sleeping ..hit the bowl once or twice and go back to sleep like a Champ

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                                                                                                                                        • SiMpLe
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 3221
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 29602
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                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by smack
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                                                                                                                                                • Nad
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 503
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Grab a banana......cut one end out.... squeeze out all the fillings and pop that baby in the micro for 12 seconds....

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                                                                                                                                                    • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 2267
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      go skiing or crank some H ... both will cure your purple pals problem.

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                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          You rub a quick one :D
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                                                                                                                                                            • BVF
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 13975
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                              i'm way too lazy to go outside right now.
                                                                                                                                                              then you're not horny enough.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Nader
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 5086
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  time to pull out the toys

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                                                                                                                                                                    • dozey
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 552
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      cut your losses and sleep

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                                                                                                                                                                        • BVF
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 13975
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DEA
                                                                                                                                                                          jack off and bust a load of fresh jizz on your wife/gf's ass while shes sleeping ..hit the bowl once or twice and go back to sleep like a Champ
                                                                                                                                                                          If he could do that, he wouldn't be saying he's alone Idiot.

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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 10747
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Nad
                                                                                                                                                                              Grab a banana......cut one end out.... squeeze out all the fillings and pop that baby in the micro for 12 seconds....

                                                                                                                                                                              ;-) Lovely!

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