Originally Posted by bopha

MJ'S RULES OF RUBBA RUBBA

1st RULE: You do not talk about RUBBA RUBBA.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about RUBBA RUBBA.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the RUBBA RUBBA is NOT over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a RUBBA RUBBA.

5th RULE: One RUBBA RUBBA at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. No pajamas.

7th RULE: RUBBA RUBBA will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at RUBBA RUBBA, you HAVE to RUBBA RUBBA.