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  • SmokeyTheBear
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    • Jun 2004
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    #1501
    Originally posted by AlexisWeb
    Ummmm, ewwwwwwww!
    50 lol
    Last edited by SmokeyTheBear; 12-09-2004, 06:02 PM.
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    • Spunky
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      #1502

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      • r3ap3r
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        #1503
        Most lipstick contains fish scales!
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        • Spunky
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          #1504
          Fuck it...time to pad the count....no bots here

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          • r3ap3r
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            #1505
            This is a good one...
            Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.
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              #1506
              The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length.
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                #1507

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                • r3ap3r
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                  #1508
                  Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better."
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                  • Spunky
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                    #1509

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                    • r3ap3r
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                      #1510
                      The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
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                      • Spunky
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                        #1511

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                        • r3ap3r
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                          #1512
                          Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
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                          • Spunky
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                            #1513

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                              #1514
                              25% of women think money makes a man sexier
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                                #1515

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                                  #1516
                                  The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
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                                    #1517

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                                      #1518
                                      If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in
                                      coins without being able to make change
                                      for a dollar.
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                                        #1519

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                                          #1520
                                          There are currently more $100 bills in Russia then there are in the
                                          United States.
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                                          • rj2kix
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                                            #1521
                                            did i win?

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                                              #1522

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                                                #1523
                                                It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.
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                                                  #1524
                                                  Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour
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                                                    #1525

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                                                      #1526
                                                      At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.
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                                                        #1527
                                                        It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk
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                                                          #1528
                                                          More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products
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                                                            #1529

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                                                              #1530
                                                              If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
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                                                                #1531
                                                                One million Americans, about 3,000 each day, take up smoking each year. Most of them are children.
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                                                                  #1532
                                                                  Pet superstores now sell about 40 percent of all pet food
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                                                                    #1533
                                                                    At - 40 degrees Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
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                                                                          #1536
                                                                          Odds of being killed in a tornado- 1 in 2 million
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                                                                            #1537
                                                                            You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.
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                                                                                  #1540
                                                                                  "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
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                                                                                    #1541
                                                                                    According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
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                                                                                        #1543
                                                                                        In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
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                                                                                          #1544
                                                                                          Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
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                                                                                              #1546
                                                                                              The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years
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                                                                                                #1547
                                                                                                14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.
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                                                                                                  #1548
                                                                                                  According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
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                                                                                                      #1550
                                                                                                      Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
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