I Just had the weirdest moment of my life:

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    I Just had the weirdest moment of my life:

    so im kicking back listening to some Rita Mcneal doing my daily penis pump excersizes when i suddenly get thirsty, so i walk upstairs and to my amazement i had left the front door open and 2 jehovah witness' are standing on my doorstep, so with me penis pump in hand they start to explain jehovah to me.

    very very embarassing it was.
  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #2
    Oooh, that's classic!

    So, I hope you were polite enough to reciprocate by demonstrating how the penis pump works for them?
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by Dagwolf
      Oooh, that's classic!

      So, I hope you were polite enough to reciprocate by demonstrating how the penis pump works for them?
      jehovah is hung like an elk!

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      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        i'd have got them to help out

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        • Indica
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 809

          #5
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          so im kicking back listening to some Rita Mcneal doing my daily penis pump excersizes when i suddenly get thirsty, so i walk upstairs and to my amazement i had left the front door open and 2 jehovah witness' are standing on my doorstep, so with me penis pump in hand they start to explain jehovah to me.

          very very embarassing it was.
          fuckin classic is right!! that would have completely made my Whole day to see their reaction. lol.

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          • dready
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 5247

            #6
            Wonder what scarred them more.. the penis pump or the Rita MacNeil.
            ICQ: 91139591

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            • polish_aristocrat
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2002
              • 40377

              #7
              Ah...so you simply have a small dick.

              That's the reason you don't have a girl, and have to get drunk alone, and then you start calling people names on GFY because you think you are somehow superior.


              That explains it all

              I am glad I read this thread, even though i have you on ignore
              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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              • StuartD
                Sofa King Band
                • Jul 2002
                • 29903

                #8
                I'm not sure which is scarier... the person who comes up with this story or the people who believe it.
                This is me on facebook
                This is me on twitter

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                  Ah...so you simply have a small dick.

                  That's the reason you don't have a girl, and have to get drunk alone, and then you start calling people names on GFY because you think you are somehow superior.


                  That explains it all

                  I am glad I read this thread, even though i have you on ignore
                  uh this is GFY if you knew me in real life you would laugh at what you just said, but i cant help that u cant see outside the box of GFY.

                  but yes i am superior to u, thats about all you got right.

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                  • Dagwolf
                    President of Canada
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 23141

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaskedMan
                    I'm not sure which is scarier... the person who comes up with this story or the people who believe it.
                    It could have happened to anyone who uses a penis pump.

                    And listens to Rita McNeal. (Who's that anyway?)
                    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MaskedMan
                      I'm not sure which is scarier... the person who comes up with this story or the people who believe it.
                      its ok polish people have brains smaller than russians i do not blame them!

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                      • Fukeneh
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1245

                        #12
                        doesnt change the fact that your still a fucking douchebag!

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                        • polish_aristocrat
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                          uh this is GFY if you knew me in real life you would laugh at what you just said, but i cant help that u cant see outside the box of GFY.

                          but yes i am superior to u, thats about all you got right.
                          search is down and *************** is slow so i can't post what you said about me ( + baddog ) two weeks ago

                          ah well
                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                          • Nanda
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 5310

                            #14


                            Did they really just stay there preaching? LOL.........
                            My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                            He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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