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Ice, ice, baby, too cold!
Oh, man.
Me and Blaze were out shooting pool tody at a local pool hall called Jillians when he pointed out a sign to me that said "Friday: Vanilla Ice! $5 cover charge, first come first serve."
We looked at it for a second and I was thinking "Nah, it couldn't be." So, I got our waitress's attention and said, "Vanilla Ice?"
She replied (I swear to God, these are her exact words), "Yeah, I'm sorry," and looked really embarrassed. I almost pissed my pants laughing. I asked her if it was "the" Vanilla Ice and she assured me it was.
Jiliians is really just a pool hall; 25 pool tables and a bar. No real seating, not particularly fancy. As my girlfriend would say, Vanilla Ice is working the chitlin circuit. You'd think he would be too ashamed to show his face after Willis kicked his ass on Fox.
SpaceAce
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