50 crazy places to have sex
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THAT's WHY MY SEAT was STICKY!!!!!!Originally posted by JMan
Airplane between Toronto and Winnipeg
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My best "weird place" story happened when I was 18, in a fairly busy park on a Sunday afternoon. My girlfriend at the time was wearing a long dress and climbed aboard.
A little while later, my friend Doug walked up.
Doug: Hey guys, what's goin on?
Me: Uuuhhhh, not much Doug.
*akward moment of silence*
Me: Hey doug . . .
Doug: What?
Me: Would you mind coming back later, we're sort of in the middle of something right now.
Doug: Oh, sure. Sorry if I interrupted anything.
Me: No problem. See you later.
*Later that day*
Me: Hey doug!
Doug: Hey Chris!
Me: Sorry for blowing you off like that earlier, but Bree and me were kind of busy . . .
*moment of silent contemplation*
Doug: . . . Oooooohh!!!!
That was fuckin classic!
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this one time, at band camp.....I can resist everything except temptationComment
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On the hood of my car in my driveway for all to see (luckily it was very late).
In one of those crawl tube things in a playground (also very late, so no kids around or anything).
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...in a New York nightclub called "The Sound Factory" at about 11 a.m. on a Sunday morning. I fucked her in the jacuzzi room which was sound proofed and while we were fucking, I kinda forgot that I was even in a club because it was 100% silent in the room.Comment
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On the top bunk of a bunk bed with my best friend's sister while he was sleeping in on the bottom bunk.Comment
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50 yard line of my high school's football field. Those were the days......
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An Orgy in Zilker Park during the day on Good Friday :-)Comment
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In her belly button.
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I dont get how you guys got away with it, in such a public place.......Originally posted by Ecksent
50 yard line of my high school's football field. Those were the days......
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