I just ate 300 pieces of celery in a half hour!

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    I just ate 300 pieces of celery in a half hour!

    for all you math buffs that is 10 a MINUTE!

    i mean i know i am amazing, but this feet of skill is truly mind blowing, do you think i ate enough to apply for a guiness record?
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    • Sarah_Jayne
      Now with more Jayne
      • Dec 2002
      • 40077
      #2
      why on earth?

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        • Aula
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2005
          • 229
          #3
          may be
          but i think it's not better way for making a guiness record

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            • boner 2.0
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2004
              • 10970
              #4


              I don't want to be around when you take a shit

              poop. lots of green poop coming soon

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                • EdgeXXX
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 5816
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                  for all you math buffs that is 10 a MINUTE!

                  i mean i know i am amazing, but this feet of skill is truly mind blowing, do you think i ate enough to apply for a guiness record?
                  .
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                  I have a sig

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682
                      #6
                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                      why on earth?
                      i am healthy like a bull, celery keeps me quick on my feet.

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                        • Deepai
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1583
                          #7
                          You burn more calories just eating the stuff, than calories digested. You technically just lost weight.
                          SOULCASH
                          BULLFIGHTER THE BAND

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                            • Deepai
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1583
                              #8
                              Now if you can recite the first 4000 digits of Pi, then you'd be todays ultimate loser.
                              SOULCASH
                              BULLFIGHTER THE BAND

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                                • MetaMan
                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Deepai
                                  Now if you can recite the first 4000 digits of Pi, then you'd be todays ultimate loser.
                                  pffff you're just jealous because you dont break records like me,

                                  do something new, break the boundaries, rub some sea bass oil on your balls, stick it to THE MAN!

                                  I KNOW I AM!

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                                    • sfera
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 8597
                                      #10
                                      your shit will be green like ur name

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                                        • Deepai
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 1583
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                          pffff you're just jealous because you dont break records like me,

                                          do something new, break the boundaries, rub some sea bass oil on your balls, stick it to THE MAN!

                                          I KNOW I AM!
                                          fuck it, I'm going for 400.
                                          SOULCASH
                                          BULLFIGHTER THE BAND

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                                            • Sosa
                                              In Tushy Land
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 40149
                                              #12
                                              haha I hope you are kidding.

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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 40077
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                  i am healthy like a bull, celery keeps me quick on my feet.

                                                  I like celery but that much of any food would make me sick.

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                                                    • MetaMan
                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 28682
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Sosa
                                                      haha I hope you are kidding.

                                                      nope no joke here, i am running the fuck around, i feel like i am high,

                                                      who knew?

                                                      ive never even attemtped to eat this much but my buddy who owns a fruit/veggy cutting business stocked me up hardcore.

                                                      VROOM

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                                                        • Fah King
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 676
                                                          #15
                                                          Im alergic to that stuff :/
                                                          "I use SplitInfinity Web Hosting and VOIP services" and its Great!

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                                                            • mackey
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 622
                                                              #16
                                                              Slather some cream cheese all over them next time and see how many you can eat.

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                                                                • Phoenix
                                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 35475
                                                                  #17
                                                                  were they small pieces of celery?
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                                                                    • More Booze
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 5116
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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                                                                        • viki
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                          • 2640
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by More Booze
                                                                          Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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