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  • sonofsam
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    • Dec 2004
    • 18642
    #1

    Chuck norris reponds to all the "chuck norris facts"



    My personal favourite is

    "before there was science, it was believed autumn occurred when chuck norris round house kicked every single tree in existence"


    http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx



    more chuck norris facts:

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
    I like turtles.
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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62912
      #2
      Man you are on a total norris " Kick "
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        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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          • Jul 2004
          • 38323
          #3
          We need Conan to pull on his "Chuck Norris lever"...

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            • Nismo
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              • May 2002
              • 4977
              #4
              I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
              ~ Chuck Norris
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                • BradM
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397
                  #5
                  I love those things.

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                    • jasonir
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 1887
                      #6
                      "If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. " LMAO
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                        • Pornwolf
                          Drunk and Unruly
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22712
                          #7
                          Why is there so much interest in Chuck norris? I haven't thought about him since '85
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                            • PixeLs
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                              • Jul 2005
                              • 11922
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Pornwolf
                              Why is there so much interest in Chuck norris? I haven't thought about him since '85
                              Take all your words back; he's watching this thread!

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                                • Doctor Dre
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692
                                  #9
                                  HHAHAAHA

                                  At least he says the true ... poor dude ;)
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                                    • Pornwolf
                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 22712
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by PixeLs
                                      Take all your words back; he's watching this thread!
                                      Oh, maybe you are right. I wouldn't wanna get a roundhouse to the skull now would I?
                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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                                        • Gunni
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 2385
                                          #11
                                          My favourites

                                          "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. "

                                          "Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
                                          the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. "

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                                            • chadglni
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 6924
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Gunni
                                              My favourites

                                              "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. "

                                              "Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
                                              the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. "
                                              They never get old.


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                                                • JuiceMonkey
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                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 3581
                                                  #13
                                                  Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 38323
                                                      #14
                                                      I bumped into Chuck Norris at a hotel bar in Houston back in the mid-90's. I was sitting, talking and drinking, with an actor that had appeared in the Steve McQueen movie "The Sand Pebbles", when Norris walked up and said..."You ready?"

                                                      The actor I was speaking to excused himself, and they left...

                                                      That is my Chuck Norris moment.

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                                                        • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 28609
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                          Why is there so much interest in Chuck norris? I haven't thought about him since '85
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                                                            • Jarmusch
                                                               
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 12479
                                                              #16
                                                              There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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                                                                • tristan_D
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                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 7865
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Chuck Norris sheds off new skin every decade.
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                                                                    • reynold
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                      There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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                                                                        • who
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                          • 19593
                                                                          #19
                                                                          They really were developing a WMD in Iraq, it was a Chuck Norris clone.

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                                                                            • DWB
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 31779
                                                                              #20
                                                                              "If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death."

                                                                              HAHAHA. I have not this hard in a while. Thanks for the link.

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                                                                                • who
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                  • 19593
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  The Big Bang started when Chuck Norris performed his very first roundhouse kick.

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                                                                                    • GTS Mark
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                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 20912
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

                                                                                      LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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                                                                                        • who
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                          • 19593
                                                                                          #23

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                                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                              • 43069
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              This one is my fave.

                                                                                              "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris "

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                                                                                                • selena
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 7995
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Those were awesome! Thanks for sharing.

                                                                                                  "Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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                                                                                                    • Shok
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 5611
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Chuck Norris lives about 1/4 mile from me

                                                                                                      I see him about twice a month

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                                                                                                        • geirlur
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 2025
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          "In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten."

                                                                                                          Haha..
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                                                                                                            • Phoenix
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                              • 35475
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              how much would could a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris could chuck would
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                                                                                                                • Herb Kornfield
                                                                                                                  Is on the 1
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                  • 4996
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx


                                                                                                                  I think that Chuck is reading GFY

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                                                                                                                    • G-Rotica
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                      • 4258
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      "Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. "

                                                                                                                      LMAO

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                                                                                                                        • Ogix
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                          • 1025
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Chuck Norris is cool man

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                                                                                                                            • sickkittens
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                              • 25100
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Look at Chuck using this to try to sell his books.

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                                                                                                                                • adamthick
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                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


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                                                                                                                                    • HammerALL
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                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 3506
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by G-Rotica
                                                                                                                                      "Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. "

                                                                                                                                      LMAO

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                                                                                                                                        • Rinaldo
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 5086
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          CHuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, Horses are hung like chuck norris

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                                                                                                                                            • Ogix
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 1025
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              i think that steven seagle is much better :P

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                                                                                                                                                • Violetta
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam


                                                                                                                                                  My personal favourite is

                                                                                                                                                  "before there was science, it was believed autumn occurred when chuck norris round house kicked every single tree in existence"
                                                                                                                                                  Thanks for the best laugh this week!
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