Went down to the beach today, had a fantastic swim. Lay on the sand and had a bit of a snooze.
Woke up and felt nice and relaxed and then I looked up. About 5 metres infront of me was a Granny sun baking topless! ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Picture it, a sock full of sand. Saggy baggy, wrinkled old tits. Holy fuck I can't get the picture out of my head - HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
There should be a big sign. "If you are ugly or old keep your fucking gear on!"
